You know when you're having a really awesome time at a party, but your partner wants you home?
Here's what not to do:
5. Get a fixed penalty notice for wasting police time because according to the police you've taken "significant resources" off the street on a Friday night.
The man's girlfriend was absolutely beside herself with worry and genuinely concerned that he would come to harm. Rightfully, based on what she knew at the time, the matter was reported to police. Considerable resources and time then went into finding this man, who it transpires made the entire thing up so he could stay out and party. This is without doubt one of the most foolish and irresponsible incidents I have been involved in.
Yeah. Don't be that guy.