IMPORTANT REMINDER: THE WORLD CUP STARTS IN JUST A FEW HOURS!!!
But no one thinks we're going to win.
England is the most pessimistic country in the World Cup http://t.co/6ea0R9XVfX
No one.
Latest Private Eye lands......
There's a general air of quiet resignation.
BREAKING: As a stand against injustice in FIFA, England have decided to boycott the latter stages of this year's World Cup tournament.
And though we're traditionally more understated than other nations...
...everything just seems a bit half-hearted this time around.
Got me England top ready for the world cup
Which is strange, because we're the HOME of football.
It gets worse from the front!! #fullkitwanker #crocs (@danbundock23)
And we're sending over a crack team of world class athletes...
I'm sure we'll be fine.
...lead by an inspirational manager.
(A truly inspirational manager).
But no one has any faith.
While you are at the Telegraph check out Matt.
It's fair to say we're not fancied to beat Italy.
Andrea Pirlo ready to face England midfield..
In fact we're not fancied generally.
Rooney / Flanagan = Shrek / Donkey. #uncanny #WorldCup2014 #EnglandWorldCupSquad
But this is our squad.
This is our formation.
ENGLAND`S WORLD CUP FORMATION
This won't happen again.
This won't happen again.
And maybe, just maybe, THIS IS OUR YEAR.
