Carefully wrapped in a bubble bag. Yours in five working days.
2.
Someone to stand in a queue for you.
3.
Some belly button lint.
4.
Fifty-five gallons of lube.
6.
A Sigmund Freud action figure.
7.
A mask to make you look like Barry Chuckle.
9.
A replica of 5 pounds of human fat.
10.
An antique hand crank womens vibrating dildo.
11.
A tub of 1,500 live ladybirds.
12.
Twenty-five metric tons of chicken feet.
13.
A human-size hamster wheel.
16.
A slightly damaged laptop.
17.
And a bag of Haribo gummy bears that will tear out your innards.