Skip To Content

    The 17 Weirdest Things Ever For Sale On The Internet

    Welcome to the greatest marketplace in the world.

    1. A life-size statue of what Arnold Schwarzenegger would look like if he was clinically obese.

    Carefully wrapped in a bubble bag. Yours in five working days.

    2. Someone to stand in a queue for you.

    Via linestanding.com

    The Linestanding website says: "We provide persons to stand in line anywhere in the greater Washington DC area, and specialize in United States Congressional hearings and their respective committees as well as the US Supreme Court. Submit your details and our secure reservation form takes care of the rest. We also offer real-time rendezvous confirmation."

    3. Some belly button lint.

    Via craigslist.org

    Will trade for muscle car.

    4. Fifty-five gallons of lube.

    Via amazon.com

    It has some brilliant reviews:

    5. Some bacon lip balm.

    Via amazon.com

    "Just carry around a tube of this Bacon Lip Balm and you can keep your lips moist and meaty around the clock. Warning: Your lips will smell like bacon, but they are not bacon."

    6. A Sigmund Freud action figure.

    Via amazon.com

    "Includes a distinctly phallic cigar."

    7. A mask to make you look like Barry Chuckle.

    Via mask-arade.com

    Yours for just £3.58. Most concerningly, Paul doesn't get one. What did Paul do wrong?

    8. The Autoblow 2.

    Via indiegogo.com

    It's a robotic oral sex simulator. You put your penis in it and, well, it does the above. It also makes smoothies (it doesn't make smoothies).

    9. A replica of 5 pounds of human fat.

    Via amazon.com

    "The grossly dramatic Life/Form(R) replica of five-pounds of human fat is a shocking but strongly motivating attention-getter."

    10. An antique hand crank womens vibrating dildo.

    Via craigslist.org

    Amazing condition.

    11. A tub of 1,500 live ladybirds.

    Via amazon.com

    Actually quite useful if you have an aphid problem on your plants. But still, unexpected.

    12. Twenty-five metric tons of chicken feet.

    13. A human-size hamster wheel.

    Via craigslist.org

    Shredded newspaper also available.

    14. Some uranium ore.

    Via amazon.com

    Featuring more amazing reviews:

    15. A Nicolas Cage pillowcase cover.

    Via amazon.com

    Sadly unavailable at present.

    16. A slightly damaged laptop.

    17. And a bag of Haribo gummy bears that will tear out your innards.

    BuzzFeed Daily

    Keep up with the latest daily buzz with the BuzzFeed Daily newsletter!

    Newsletter signup form