Hello, and here is today's Daily Mail front page, which asks a very important question.
DAILY MAIL FRONT PAGE: Is there no one left in Britain who can make a sandwich? #skypapers
A question that has shaken the country to its core.
Was going to make a sandwich and go to bed. Now paralysed by indecision and self doubt. #dailymail #sandwichgate
Within minutes of the front page appearing, a nation responded.
The Daily Mail are idiots. I made this Monte Cristo sandwich as proof.
This country INVENTED the sandwich, damn it.* *sort of
I think the Daily Mail are just pointlessly scaremongering with their sandwich story.
Indeed some would say there's no country on earth with a greater aptitude for sandwich-making than this sceptred isle.
I know how to make a sandwich #sandwichgate #dailymail #yesitisgeorgebush
Others wouldn't. But still...
Aw, man. The Daily Mail is right.
...there was outrage.
@aljwhite outrageous slander. #sandwiches
It was time to prove them wrong.
Fear mongering if you ask me #sandwichgate
To show them what we could do.
How hard can it be? #sandwichgate
Of course not everyone was successful, but no one said this game was easy.
Bastard cat won't stay still and let me sandwich him with bread to make a #dailymail mocking image #selfishcat
Or safe.
I've just tried to make a sandwich and accidentally got my head stuck in the blender. I think the Daily Mail might be right, you know.
We strove to seek, to find, and not to yield.
Been trying to make the kids sandwiches for 45 minutes now. I give up. .
For we are a proud nation.
This sandwich making business is harder than it looks.
Not one to back down.
That Mail headline about how there's no one left in Britain who can make a sandwich is nonsense and I'll prove it.
However politicised the issue gets.
If elected we will address this sandwich making skills gap @MailOnline As this must stop:
And we now know that when it comes to sandwiches, we know what we're doing.
The @MailOnline obviously never saw @BagelsAndSamba's 6 fish finger and potato waffle sandwich.
It has been going on all morning. We have a fresh meme people. A fresh meme.
Bane, my lab, thinks @MailOnline may actually have a point for once... #sandwichgate
Twitter lampoons @MailOnline #sandwichgate headline http://t.co/CQnGyiUEbo This from @Kenny__Stewart, for example:
Aparently throwing money at the problem hasn't helped... #sandwichgate
Nailed it. #dailymail #sandwichgate
Nonsense @themailonline these club sandwiches are fantastic @mgmediamonkey #sandwichgate
This is a real British sandwich. #sandwichgate #jeremyclarksbun