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Quite Possibly The Oddest Complaint Anyone Has Ever Made To Domino's Pizza On Twitter

Presumably the head office is used to dealing with this sort of issue.

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.@Dominos_UK HELLO I'VE JUST MADE LOVE TO ONE OF YOUR PIZZAS AND BURNT MY PENIS SEVERELY. PLEASE ADVISE ON YOUR TERMS FOR A REFUND. THANKS.

LAD_VIGO@ITK_AGENT_VIGO

.@Dominos_UK HELLO I'VE JUST MADE LOVE TO ONE OF YOUR PIZZAS AND BURNT MY PENIS SEVERELY. PLEASE ADVISE ON YOUR TERMS FOR A REFUND. THANKS.

08:40 PM - 24 Feb 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

@NotArsedLike @ITK_AGENT_VIGO Please contact our head office - comments@dominos.co.uk regarding this matter.

Domino's Pizza UK@Dominos_UK

@NotArsedLike @ITK_AGENT_VIGO Please contact our head office - comments@dominos.co.uk regarding this matter.

09:04 PM - 24 Feb 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

.@Dominos_UK DISGUSTING FOB OFF,YOUR STAFF SHOULD INFORM CUSTOMERS ABOUT THE DANGERS OF MAKING LOVE TO YOUR PIZZA. WHY IS THIS NOT IN PLACE?

LAD_VIGO@ITK_AGENT_VIGO

.@Dominos_UK DISGUSTING FOB OFF,YOUR STAFF SHOULD INFORM CUSTOMERS ABOUT THE DANGERS OF MAKING LOVE TO YOUR PIZZA. WHY IS THIS NOT IN PLACE?

09:52 PM - 24 Feb 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

@ITK_AGENT_VIGO Our apologies, we will look for a way to notify customers of this in future. Thank you for bringing this to our attention.

Domino's Pizza UK@Dominos_UK

@ITK_AGENT_VIGO Our apologies, we will look for a way to notify customers of this in future. Thank you for bringing this to our attention.

10:07 PM - 24 Feb 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

.@Dominos_UK I'M NOT HAPPY ABOUT THIS, NOT HAPPY AT ALL, I HAVE A MULTITUDE OF PEPPERONI PIECES STUCK TO MY BALLS AND MY PENIS IS SCORCHED.

LAD_VIGO@ITK_AGENT_VIGO

.@Dominos_UK I'M NOT HAPPY ABOUT THIS, NOT HAPPY AT ALL, I HAVE A MULTITUDE OF PEPPERONI PIECES STUCK TO MY BALLS AND MY PENIS IS SCORCHED.

10:12 PM - 24 Feb 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

@ITK_AGENT_VIGO As you have previously been advised, please email our head office about this

Domino's Pizza UK@Dominos_UK

@ITK_AGENT_VIGO As you have previously been advised, please email our head office about this

10:47 PM - 24 Feb 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

.@Dominos_UK LOOK, I'VE TRIED EMAILING YOUR HEAD OFFICE WITH NO SUCCESS BUT NOW THE PIZZA WANTS TO GIVE ME A BLOW JOB, PLEASE ADVISE.

LAD_VIGO@ITK_AGENT_VIGO

.@Dominos_UK LOOK, I'VE TRIED EMAILING YOUR HEAD OFFICE WITH NO SUCCESS BUT NOW THE PIZZA WANTS TO GIVE ME A BLOW JOB, PLEASE ADVISE.

10:52 PM - 24 Feb 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

@indiantank @ITK_AGENT_VIGO It is definitely recommended, as that is not what is expected of our pizzas. We raised them better than that!

Domino's Pizza UK@Dominos_UK

@indiantank @ITK_AGENT_VIGO It is definitely recommended, as that is not what is expected of our pizzas. We raised them better than that!

11:01 PM - 24 Feb 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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