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    Quite Possibly The Oddest Complaint Anyone Has Ever Made To Domino's Pizza On Twitter

    Presumably the head office is used to dealing with this sort of issue.

    .@Dominos_UK HELLO I'VE JUST MADE LOVE TO ONE OF YOUR PIZZAS AND BURNT MY PENIS SEVERELY. PLEASE ADVISE ON YOUR TERMS FOR A REFUND. THANKS.

    LAD_VIGO@ITK_AGENT_VIGO

    .@Dominos_UK HELLO I'VE JUST MADE LOVE TO ONE OF YOUR PIZZAS AND BURNT MY PENIS SEVERELY. PLEASE ADVISE ON YOUR TERMS FOR A REFUND. THANKS.

    08:40 PM - 24 Feb 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    @NotArsedLike @ITK_AGENT_VIGO Please contact our head office - comments@dominos.co.uk regarding this matter.

    Domino's Pizza UK@Dominos_UK

    @NotArsedLike @ITK_AGENT_VIGO Please contact our head office - comments@dominos.co.uk regarding this matter.

    09:04 PM - 24 Feb 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    .@Dominos_UK DISGUSTING FOB OFF,YOUR STAFF SHOULD INFORM CUSTOMERS ABOUT THE DANGERS OF MAKING LOVE TO YOUR PIZZA. WHY IS THIS NOT IN PLACE?

    LAD_VIGO@ITK_AGENT_VIGO

    .@Dominos_UK DISGUSTING FOB OFF,YOUR STAFF SHOULD INFORM CUSTOMERS ABOUT THE DANGERS OF MAKING LOVE TO YOUR PIZZA. WHY IS THIS NOT IN PLACE?

    09:52 PM - 24 Feb 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    @ITK_AGENT_VIGO Our apologies, we will look for a way to notify customers of this in future. Thank you for bringing this to our attention.

    Domino's Pizza UK@Dominos_UK

    @ITK_AGENT_VIGO Our apologies, we will look for a way to notify customers of this in future. Thank you for bringing this to our attention.

    10:07 PM - 24 Feb 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    .@Dominos_UK I'M NOT HAPPY ABOUT THIS, NOT HAPPY AT ALL, I HAVE A MULTITUDE OF PEPPERONI PIECES STUCK TO MY BALLS AND MY PENIS IS SCORCHED.

    LAD_VIGO@ITK_AGENT_VIGO

    .@Dominos_UK I'M NOT HAPPY ABOUT THIS, NOT HAPPY AT ALL, I HAVE A MULTITUDE OF PEPPERONI PIECES STUCK TO MY BALLS AND MY PENIS IS SCORCHED.

    10:12 PM - 24 Feb 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    @ITK_AGENT_VIGO As you have previously been advised, please email our head office about this

    Domino's Pizza UK@Dominos_UK

    @ITK_AGENT_VIGO As you have previously been advised, please email our head office about this

    10:47 PM - 24 Feb 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    .@Dominos_UK LOOK, I'VE TRIED EMAILING YOUR HEAD OFFICE WITH NO SUCCESS BUT NOW THE PIZZA WANTS TO GIVE ME A BLOW JOB, PLEASE ADVISE.

    LAD_VIGO@ITK_AGENT_VIGO

    .@Dominos_UK LOOK, I'VE TRIED EMAILING YOUR HEAD OFFICE WITH NO SUCCESS BUT NOW THE PIZZA WANTS TO GIVE ME A BLOW JOB, PLEASE ADVISE.

    10:52 PM - 24 Feb 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    @indiantank @ITK_AGENT_VIGO It is definitely recommended, as that is not what is expected of our pizzas. We raised them better than that!

    Domino's Pizza UK@Dominos_UK

    @indiantank @ITK_AGENT_VIGO It is definitely recommended, as that is not what is expected of our pizzas. We raised them better than that!

    11:01 PM - 24 Feb 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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