Quite Possibly The Oddest Complaint Anyone Has Ever Made To Domino’s Pizza On Twitter

Presumably the head office is used to dealing with this sort of issue.

@ITK_AGENT_VIGO As you have previously been advised, please email our head office about this

— Domino's Pizza UK (@Dominos_UK)

.@Dominos_UK LOOK, I'VE TRIED EMAILING YOUR HEAD OFFICE WITH NO SUCCESS BUT NOW THE PIZZA WANTS TO GIVE ME A BLOW JOB, PLEASE ADVISE.

— LAD_VIGO (@ITK_AGENT_VIGO)

@indiantank @ITK_AGENT_VIGO It is definitely recommended, as that is not what is expected of our pizzas. We raised them better than that!

— Domino's Pizza UK (@Dominos_UK)

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Alan White is a senior reporter for BuzzFeed News and is based in London.
 
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