19 Reasons Why @CrapTaxidermy Is The Most Horrifying Account On Twitter

Holy hell.

1. BuzzFeed contacted the account’s owner, who replied: “My name is Nish and I live in a forest with good 3G coverage.” Really that’s all you need to know.

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The face you make when your friend is talking to someone you don't like.

— Crap Taxidermy (@CrapTaxidermy)
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#Selfie #NoFilter #BulletHole

— Crap Taxidermy (@CrapTaxidermy)
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"Fetch me an Aspirin and a Bacon sandwich please love."

— Crap Taxidermy (@CrapTaxidermy)
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"I told you it was fucking hunting season Doreen but nooooo, we had to visit your sisters near the lake!"

— Crap Taxidermy (@CrapTaxidermy)
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"Its puff-puff- pass pal. Not Puff-tell your life story-puff, pass."

— Crap Taxidermy (@CrapTaxidermy)
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Half Leopard, Half Footstool, all Terror!

— Crap Taxidermy (@CrapTaxidermy)
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"Hey cubs! Don't do drugs!"

— Crap Taxidermy (@CrapTaxidermy)
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"Tell me the truth Foxy, did you eat my fucking 9 Iron?!"

— Crap Taxidermy (@CrapTaxidermy)
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Is it a Bear? Is it a Wolf? Is it a Wardrobe? Fuck knows.

— Crap Taxidermy (@CrapTaxidermy)
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"What do you mean we've run out of Owl heads! The exhibitions tomorrow! Use that Pugs and hope nobody notices!"

— Crap Taxidermy (@CrapTaxidermy)
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What does the Fox say? He'd probably want a different chair for starters.

— Crap Taxidermy (@CrapTaxidermy)
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Someone got GHD's for Christmas.

— Crap Taxidermy (@CrapTaxidermy)
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One eye on the Salmon, one eye on the streets.

— Crap Taxidermy (@CrapTaxidermy)
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The rare Stoner Polar.

— Crap Taxidermy (@CrapTaxidermy)

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Alan White is a senior reporter for BuzzFeed News and is based in London.
 
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