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19 Reasons Why @CrapTaxidermy Is The Most Horrifying Account On Twitter

Holy hell.

1. BuzzFeed contacted the account's owner, who replied: "My name is Nish and I live in a forest with good 3G coverage." Really that's all you need to know.

"Oh hi, as you can see from my resume, I had a supporting role in The Woman in Black."

Crap Taxidermy@CrapTaxidermy

"Oh hi, as you can see from my resume, I had a supporting role in The Woman in Black."

10:16 PM - 30 Mar 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

2.

Happy Mothers day to all the sexy Cougars out there.

Crap Taxidermy@CrapTaxidermy

Happy Mothers day to all the sexy Cougars out there.

01:11 PM - 30 Mar 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

3.

"Thank you Mr Taxidermist, you really managed to capture the pure hatred in my little Timmy's face."

Crap Taxidermy@CrapTaxidermy

"Thank you Mr Taxidermist, you really managed to capture the pure hatred in my little Timmy's face."

03:29 PM - 30 Mar 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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"Please can we go to McDonalds Mum. Please."

6.

The face you make when your friend is talking to someone you don't like.

Crap Taxidermy@CrapTaxidermy

The face you make when your friend is talking to someone you don't like.

05:08 PM - 29 Mar 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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"Fetch me an Aspirin and a Bacon sandwich please love."

Crap Taxidermy@CrapTaxidermy

"Fetch me an Aspirin and a Bacon sandwich please love."

12:49 PM - 29 Mar 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

9.

"I told you it was fucking hunting season Doreen but nooooo, we had to visit your sisters near the lake!"

Crap Taxidermy@CrapTaxidermy

"I told you it was fucking hunting season Doreen but nooooo, we had to visit your sisters near the lake!"

10:22 PM - 26 Mar 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

10.

"Its puff-puff- pass pal. Not Puff-tell your life story-puff, pass."

Crap Taxidermy@CrapTaxidermy

"Its puff-puff- pass pal. Not Puff-tell your life story-puff, pass."

02:21 PM - 29 Mar 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

11.

Half Leopard, Half Footstool, all Terror!

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13.

"Tell me the truth Foxy, did you eat my fucking 9 Iron?!"

Crap Taxidermy@CrapTaxidermy

"Tell me the truth Foxy, did you eat my fucking 9 Iron?!"

12:33 PM - 27 Mar 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

14.

Is it a Bear? Is it a Wolf? Is it a Wardrobe? Fuck knows.

Crap Taxidermy@CrapTaxidermy

Is it a Bear? Is it a Wolf? Is it a Wardrobe? Fuck knows.

06:32 PM - 26 Mar 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

15.

"What do you mean we've run out of Owl heads! The exhibitions tomorrow! Use that Pugs and hope nobody notices!"

Crap Taxidermy@CrapTaxidermy

"What do you mean we've run out of Owl heads! The exhibitions tomorrow! Use that Pugs and hope nobody notices!"

05:47 PM - 25 Mar 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

16.

What does the Fox say? He'd probably want a different chair for starters.

Crap Taxidermy@CrapTaxidermy

What does the Fox say? He'd probably want a different chair for starters.

06:50 PM - 11 Mar 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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One eye on the Salmon, one eye on the streets.

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