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A Man Appeared On "This Morning" To Say He'd Had Sex With 700 Cars And The Internet Lost Its Mind

Oh, and he's done it with a helicopter before too.

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So, Edward Smith, from Yelm, Washington, was just interviewed by Phillip Schofield and Amanda Holden on ITV's This Morning. He claims to have had sex with over 700 cars.

He has had sex with 700 cars....& a helicopter! #WhyWouldYouDoThat

Darren@Darrenh1970Follow

He has had sex with 700 cars....& a helicopter! #WhyWouldYouDoThat

12:02 PM - 14 Oct 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

During the interview, Schofield pulled facial expressions like this.

@Schofe @Amanda_Holden "What would happen if someone rear ended her" #sexwithcars Got to love these expressions!

Jiffy Matharu Paul@JiffyMPaulFollow

@Schofe @Amanda_Holden "What would happen if someone rear ended her" #sexwithcars Got to love these expressions!

12:18 PM - 14 Oct 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

And asked this question, at which point Holden lost her composure somewhat.

'What if someone else rear ends her?' Asks @Schofe of the man who has #SexWithCars

Jonathan Harvey@JOJEHARVEYFollow

'What if someone else rear ends her?' Asks @Schofe of the man who has #SexWithCars

12:12 PM - 14 Oct 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

You can watch the interview here and it really is something.

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Some guys look at boobs and bums on beautiful women. I look at the front and rear on beautiful cars.

That Mirror report contains these quite remarkable lines:

His joyriding days are now over and he has committed himself to [a] long-term lover, Vanilla, a second-hand Volkswagen Beetle he bought 30 years ago.

It's an open relationship and Edward also makes love to his 1973 Opal GT called Cinnamon and a 1193 Ford Ranger called Splash.

But Vanilla is 'the one' and Edward likes to woo the white-coloured hatchback with picnics and wine-fuelled dates...

He remembers first 'cuddling and kissing' a model James Bond Aston Martin as a youngster before finally losing his virginity to a neighbour's Volkswagen Beetle.

Anyway, Twitter flipped out. The UK's top trend is currently a man who lost his virginity to a Volkswagen Beetle.

Not tonight dear, I'm tyred. #sexwithcars

MarLen@MarkLeneveFollow

Not tonight dear, I'm tyred. #sexwithcars

1:00 PM - 14 Oct 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

This guy on #ThisMorning... Hope he uses protection. #sexwithcars

Ryan Love@RyanJLFollow

This guy on #ThisMorning... Hope he uses protection. #sexwithcars

12:14 PM - 14 Oct 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

#sexwithcars "I started with Dinky Toys but my obsession kept growing"

RichBury@ArdPadFollow

#sexwithcars "I started with Dinky Toys but my obsession kept growing"

12:46 PM - 14 Oct 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

#sexwithcars ...Oh that a lot of umm... we're gonna need some wipers.

Keiren M. (KB)@KeyrunBenjiFollow

#sexwithcars ...Oh that a lot of umm... we're gonna need some wipers.

1:09 PM - 14 Oct 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

#sexwithcars Just had a coil fitted.

I bet he was 'gone in 60 seconds..' #sexwithcars

Razor Sharpe@Razor_SharperFollow

I bet he was 'gone in 60 seconds..' #sexwithcars

1:24 PM - 14 Oct 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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