A Man Appeared On "This Morning" To Say He'd Had Sex With 700 Cars And The Internet Lost Its Mind
Oh, and he's done it with a helicopter before too.
So, Edward Smith, from Yelm, Washington, was just interviewed by Phillip Schofield and Amanda Holden on ITV's This Morning. He claims to have had sex with over 700 cars.
During the interview, Schofield pulled facial expressions like this.
And asked this question, at which point Holden lost her composure somewhat.
Some guys look at boobs and bums on beautiful women. I look at the front and rear on beautiful cars.
That Mirror report contains these quite remarkable lines:
His joyriding days are now over and he has committed himself to [a] long-term lover, Vanilla, a second-hand Volkswagen Beetle he bought 30 years ago.
It's an open relationship and Edward also makes love to his 1973 Opal GT called Cinnamon and a 1193 Ford Ranger called Splash.
But Vanilla is 'the one' and Edward likes to woo the white-coloured hatchback with picnics and wine-fuelled dates...
He remembers first 'cuddling and kissing' a model James Bond Aston Martin as a youngster before finally losing his virginity to a neighbour's Volkswagen Beetle.