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21 Problems Only Liam Neesons Will Understand

Life is hard when you have to keep finding people, and killing them.

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1. You have a really devoted fan base.

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2. But these days you're so manly you can't even call at someone's house without damaging their face.

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(This film is out on Friday by the way and looks amazing).

3. Frankly this is a nightmare scenario for you.

Idea for movie: Liam Neeson gets kidnapped and there's nobody qualified to find him.

Dave Rubin@RubinReport

Idea for movie: Liam Neeson gets kidnapped and there's nobody qualified to find him.

1:09 AM - 14 Sep 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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4. Even your yawning scares people.

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7. And it wasn't always like this.

Hi, I'm Liam Neeson. You may remember me from Schindler's List, but today I'm here to talk to you about punching people in the face.

Keri@kerihw

Hi, I'm Liam Neeson. You may remember me from Schindler's List, but today I'm here to talk to you about punching people in the face.

11:17 PM - 15 Sep 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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9. It means even having a pet can be traumatic.

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10. And your unusual conception of quid pro quo is affecting your personal relationships.

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12. Frankly, you're running out of people to fight.

I can't wait for Alien vs. Predator vs. Liam Neeson.

McLovin@tbhmclovin

I can't wait for Alien vs. Predator vs. Liam Neeson.

10:40 PM - 14 Sep 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

13. You're even taking requests now.

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15. Perhaps the problem is you're getting on a bit...

Liam Neeson! Pushing the age limit of believable fighting prowess since 1998!

John Roy@JohnRoycomic

Liam Neeson! Pushing the age limit of believable fighting prowess since 1998!

5:58 AM - 17 Sep 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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16. And that just means everything annoys you. Flies...

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17. ...games of hide and seek...

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18. ...prank calls...

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19. ...people getting the wrong number...

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20. ...the fact there are simply too many Liams in the world...

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