Updated on 8 Jan 2015

Here's What British Satirists Had To Say In Response To The Charlie Hebdo Attack

"Very little seems funny today."

BuzzFeed News Reporter, UK

BuzzFeed News contacted some of the leading satirists in the country, and we have also included some of their tweets and quotes from interviews. Here's what they had to say.

I'm getting sick of the word "but". You frequently see it following the words "The attacks in Paris were terrible". There is no "but". The finger-wagging about irresponsible cartoonists is not only a dereliction of the duty to defend freedom of speech, but a betrayal of Ahmed Merabet, the Muslim policeman who was also killed yesterday.

Actually, I am going to use a "but".

It's said that good satire punches up, not down, and some of Charlie Hebdo's satire didn't seem to meet that requirement (although even that is hard to confidentially state without a grasp of French language and context), but that's not an excuse for murder and never will be, so snap out of it, and stick your "buts" up your butt.

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"Why are the fuckers still laughing at us?"
Steve Bell on the Charlie Hebdo attack
http://t.co/YCYRJ08979
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BuzzFeed News approached the Thick of It writer for comment: he pointed us to a spoof Ladybird book by him and his brother.

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Tomorrow's Matt cartoon http://t.co/szamuAE0Ps #CharlieHebdo
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The Telegraph's sketchwriter pointed BuzzFeed News to his piece today on the issue. In it, he writes:

Here's a theory. Terrorists aren't offended by cartoons. Not even cartoons that satirise the Prophet Muhammad. They don't care about satire. For all I know they may not even care about the Prophet Muhammad.

Instead, they merely pretend to be offended by cartoons, in order to give themselves a pretext to commit murder.

Deacon argues that today's events are "beyond satire", and that the terrorists "won't 'win' if we fail to reproduce cartoons. I think the terrorists 'win' if we leap up, gulp down their bait – and hate Muslims."