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    Everyone Finds Thierry Henry Really Arousing And This Is Why

    His looks may have something to do with it.

    This is Thierry Henry, who's commentating on the World Cup for the BBC.

    He used to be very, very good at football.

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    Amazing, in fact. But we're not concerned with that now.

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    The thing is, Thierry Henry is a very attractive man.

    You need to understand this.

    I am actually giggling at how handsome Thierry Henry is. Giggling.

    Bim Adewunmi@bimadew

    I am actually giggling at how handsome Thierry Henry is. Giggling.

    11:52 PM - 14 Jun 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    People like his voice.

    Thierry Henry, as much as I still haven't forgiven him, has some voice. Like silk it is. Massages my ears. #BrazilNuts

    Paddy Power@paddypower

    Thierry Henry, as much as I still haven't forgiven him, has some voice. Like silk it is. Massages my ears. #BrazilNuts

    10:51 PM - 14 Jun 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    "Thierry Henry's voice is like a hot chocolate by the fireplace in a rich mans library in a cold December night." @rich_nye your lover

    Sonia Lowis@sonialowisxo

    "Thierry Henry's voice is like a hot chocolate by the fireplace in a rich mans library in a cold December night." @rich_nye your lover

    12:21 AM - 15 Jun 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    His skin.

    I could actually kiss Thierry Henry . He has nice skin #bbcworldcup

    Adil Ray@adilray

    I could actually kiss Thierry Henry . He has nice skin #bbcworldcup

    10:49 PM - 14 Jun 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    They like him in a suit.

    In a cardigan.

    I like Thierry Henry’s cardigan very much. That is the limit of my football analysis. #England

    Clare Balding@clarebalding

    I like Thierry Henry’s cardigan very much. That is the limit of my football analysis. #England

    10:30 PM - 14 Jun 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    Yes, a cardigan.

    With his shirt off.

    They like him in all weather conditions.

    They really, really like him.

    Thierry Henry is something special

    Princess Georg@gmbxox

    Thierry Henry is something special 😍

    12:23 AM - 15 Jun 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    And that's because...

    ...Thierry Henry...

    ...is hot.