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    Posted on Sep 24, 2015

    People Can't Handle The Way Morrissey Describes A Boner In His Novel

    A bulbous salutation to you all.

    So, during a sex scene in Morrissey's recently published novel List of the Lost, this happens.

    I can't get past the Moz-euphemism "otherwise central zone". Ezra's bulbous salutation needs a "zones 1&2 travelcard"

    You can read a review here.

    But anyway: bulbous salutation. πŸ˜’

    That's: bulbous salutation. πŸ˜’

    It's been several hours now & all the signs are I'm never getting over bulbous salutation as erection euphemism

    πŸ˜’

    Also: otherwise central zone.

    @IanMartin @MichaelAHann "except for the otherwise central zone" is my favourite, sounds like an off-peak travelcard.

    But mostly: bulbous salutation.

    Train comes I don't know it's destination It's a one-way ticket to a bulbous salutation

    Bulbous salutation.

    I hate getting junk mail from Morrissey.

    πŸ˜’

    I'm sure there used to be a pub on Streatham High Road called the Bulbous Salutation. We'd sometimes pop in for an elaborate evening meal.

    πŸ˜’ πŸ˜’ πŸ˜’ πŸ˜’

    Bulbous Salutation was my favourite big robot in Pacific Rim.

    πŸ˜’πŸ˜’πŸ˜’πŸ˜’πŸ˜’πŸ˜’

    Am ready to give five (5) pounds to the first person who uses the phrase 'bulbous salutation' in bed during a one night stand.

    πŸ˜’πŸ˜’πŸ˜’πŸ˜’πŸ˜’πŸ˜’πŸ˜’πŸ˜’πŸ˜’πŸ˜’πŸ˜’πŸ˜’πŸ˜’

    Frankly, if you've got a #BulbousSalutation, you probably need some medication.

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