People Can't Handle The Way Morrissey Describes A Boner In His Novel
A bulbous salutation to you all.
So, during a sex scene in Morrissey's recently published novel List of the Lost, this happens.
I can't get past the Moz-euphemism "otherwise central zone". Ezra's bulbous salutation needs a "zones 1&2 travelcard"
You can read a review here.
But anyway: bulbous salutation. 😒
BULBOUS SALUTATION
That's: bulbous salutation. 😒
It's been several hours now & all the signs are I'm never getting over bulbous salutation as erection euphemism
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“Bulbous salutation”
Also: otherwise central zone.
@IanMartin @MichaelAHann "except for the otherwise central zone" is my favourite, sounds like an off-peak travelcard.
But mostly: bulbous salutation.
Train comes I don't know it's destination It's a one-way ticket to a bulbous salutation
Bulbous salutation.
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I hate getting junk mail from Morrissey.
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I'm sure there used to be a pub on Streatham High Road called the Bulbous Salutation. We'd sometimes pop in for an elaborate evening meal.
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Bulbous Salutation was my favourite big robot in Pacific Rim.
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Am ready to give five (5) pounds to the first person who uses the phrase 'bulbous salutation' in bed during a one night stand.
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Frankly, if you've got a #BulbousSalutation, you probably need some medication.