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A Lancashire Burglar Got Arrested Because He Had Sex With A Teddy Bear During A Break-In

This is a story which can only be told through GIFs from the movie Ted.

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Blackburn magistrates court has just heard the case of a man named Paul Mountain.

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Mountain had been taking amphetimine, after which he broke into a shed in Darwen, Lancashire. In this GIF Ted is smoking marijuana but you get the idea.

This post originally stated Darwen was in Lincolnshire rather than Lancashire. This was almost certainly because the author hadn't had his coffee at the time of writing.