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A Lancashire Burglar Got Arrested Because He Had Sex With A Teddy Bear During A Break-In

This is a story which can only be told through GIFs from the movie Ted.

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Blackburn magistrates court has just heard the case of a man named Paul Mountain.

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Mountain had been taking amphetimine, after which he broke into a shed in Darwen, Lancashire. In this GIF Ted is smoking marijuana but you get the idea.

It seems that during the break-in Mountain saw something in the shed that caught his eye.

According to the prosecutor Dominic Howells: ""He told officers he was coming down off amphetamine and felt overwhelming need for sexual relief."

And now he's pleaded guilty to burglary with intent to steal.

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He's been remanded on bail while a pre-sentence report is prepared. And that is the tragic story of Paul Mountain.

This post originally stated Darwen was in Lincolnshire rather than Lancashire. This was almost certainly because the author hadn't had his coffee at the time of writing.

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