1. A pair of mosquito netting socks. hammacher.com Meant to be worn under sandals, natch. 2. An iPhone charger that is a hunk of driftwood. uncommongoods.com Dad-chic. 3. A personalized puzzle that says "WORLD'S GREATEST DAD." hammacher.com Complete with a cutout wrench. 4. A ventilated hat that rolls up for packing. hammacher.com hammacher.com It's almost as daddish as this visor that retains cold water. Get the hat here. 5. This grill thermometer that sends alerts to your phone. hammacher.com For iPhone dads AND Android dads. 6. A roulette watch. hammacher.com It actually works! Except for like, the part where you gain or lose a whole bunch of real money. 7. A popcorn maker shaped like the Stanley Cup. hammacher.com #sprots 8. A dispenser that heats up shaving cream. hammacher.com Is frigid shaving cream a problem for your dad? Better find out. 9. A wallet that you can always locate. hammacher.com It's got a built-in tracker and "an RFID-blocking lining prevents unauthorized scanning of personal data embedded within credit cards," which is not something I have ever thought to worry about but that your dad probably spends hours Googling in the dead of ten p.m. 10. Or just get him a Tile so he can track all his stuff. amazon.com 11. A set of grilling tools shaped like golf clubs. hammacher.com This is like, the ultimate dadly present. 12. A handheld luggage scale to help prevent airline fees. hammacher.com No wait, this is. 13. Scotch-infused toothpicks. uncommongoods.com UGH NO THESE ARE. 14. Unless your dad prefers his golf in cufflink form? uncommongoods.com They're pricey, but didn't your dad provide for you from the day you came into this world, young man / lady? 15. A heated steering wheel cover. hammacher.com For freezing cold mornings when there's no time to waste, get in the car, Alanna, and stop whining. 16. A bottle opener carved from an actual baseball bat. uncommongoods.com "Waste not, want not." - definitely a dad 17. A punny paperweight. uncommongoods.com Good one, Dad. 18. A motorized tie rack. hammacher.com Made it through this whole list without suggesting you buy your dad a tie, but he still needs someplace to keep them all!! 19. Sorry, I lied, this tie has the Constitution printed on it. uncommongoods.com We the dads.