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Which Annoying Type Of Person On "House Hunters" Are You?

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Which Annoying Type Of Person On "House Hunters" Are You?

You got: The couple that's clearly going to get divorced within a year.

Should it be a baby's room or a home office? Is a marble backsplash the most important, or is space away from the neighbors' prying eyes? Whatever the answer, you're totally dunzo. RIP true love.

The couple that's clearly going to get divorced within a year.
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You got: The person who DEEPLY cares about stainless steel appliances.

And granite countertops, obvs. NOTHING COULD EVER BE MORE IMPORTANT, NOT EVEN WAR OR DEATH OR GOD.

The person who DEEPLY cares about stainless steel appliances.
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You got: The Man Cave guy.

Hahahhaahah, women, am I right? Get them outta here. Every truly Masculine Man™ deserves his own space, even if that means the kid has to sleep outside in the cold. This is America, goddammit.

The Man Cave guy.
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You got: The person who passes up an ideal house because of the paint color.

Some things, like true love and friendship, are fleeting; others, like paint color, are forever.

The person who passes up an ideal house because of the paint color.
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You got: The couple that NEEDS his 'n' hers sinks.

True love means never having to say "could you trim your pubes after I'm done washing my face?" You know this, and you live by it.

The couple that NEEDS his 'n' hers sinks.
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You got: The person who won't shut up about how many friends they have.

You just need sooooooo much room for entertaining! You need a whole room, a whole yard, a whole WORLD to accommodate everyone you love and who loves you back, you social-fucking-butterfly, you.

The person who won't shut up about how many friends they have.
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You got: The person who wants a "project" even though they have zero construction experience.

DIY-not?! Oh, because your total lack of handy skills with result in a treacherous death trap that will inure everyone you've ever loved? W/e.

The person who wants a "project" even though they have zero construction experience.
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You got: The person who just CAN'T with carpet.

Your lil toesies should never have to endure the ragged brush of fabric. Sorry you had to even consider the possibility, your supreme majesty of all majesties.

The person who just CAN'T with carpet.
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You got: The people with a $50,000 budget who don't understand why the realtor won't show them any waterfront mansions.

Wait, what? This is bullshit. There's gotta be something else. Just keep looking. Ugh. Realtors.

The people with a $50,000 budget who don't understand why the realtor won't show them any waterfront mansions.
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