Nifty·Posted on Nov 28, 201333 Unexpected Gifts For Everyone In Your LifeYou'll be the only person at your Secret Santa handing out these guys, guaranteed.by Alanna OkunBuzzFeed StaffFacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink 1. Cat Lady Sweater Brooch etsy.com Mroww. Get it for $15. 2. 365-Pack of Underwear meundies.com MeUndies sells them for a cool $3,250, but just think of all the time and hassle you'll save each morning! (You can also get perfectly rad individual pairs for $20.) 3. You Smell Soap yousmellsoap.com Send a strong message for only $7. 4. IDGAF Sweater romwe.com Get it for $21.24. 5. His & Hers Pipes etsy.com=tags&ga_search_query=his+or+hers++pipe&ga_search_type=handmade&ga_view_type=gallery For the couple that does everything together. Get the set for $69.95. 6. gadgetsin.com Get it here for $17.99. 7. Little Man Ear Cuff romwe.com Odds are someone you know will flip over this. And if not, GET NEW FRIENDS. Available for $11.99. 8. Cartoon Nail Decals etsy.com Lichtenstein would be proud. Or appalled. Idk. Get a set of 18 for $7. 9. Tim Burton Playing Cards momastore.org Add some spook to your cribbage match. Available for $5. 10. Emoji T-Shirt etsy.com For the #millennial in your #life. Get it here for $49.84. 11. Needlepoint Phone Case Kit etsy.com Make one yourself or give the kit away — it's only $12. 12. Snow Globe/Sand Globe Salt and Pepper Shakers fab.com=attr%7Ctop-100-gifts&ref=browse&pos=14 Get the set here for $19. 13. Don't Care Sweatshirt zazzle.com Let your loved one say it all without saying a word. From $15.95. 14. Oil Absorbing Sheets mochithings.com Get them here for $5.95 each. 15. Ear Key Ring shinyshack.com Ew/rad. Get it here for £3.99. 16. Slut Teacup etsy.com Available here for $28. 17. Pi Cookie Cutter etsy.com Settle the pie-vs.-cookie debate once and for all. Get it for $8.33. 18. Driftwood iPhone Dock etsy.com Nature meets ~technology~. Available for $55. 19. Ice Cream Cone Soap etsy.com Do not eat it, even a little bit. Get it for $6.75 or choose from one of their other myriad shapes. 20. Book-Scented Perfume luckyscent.com For the word nerd in your life. Available for $98. 21. Grass Bookmarks spoon-tamago.com The twee-est of the twee. 22. Lord Voldemort Tank etsy.com Voldy doesn't get enough love. Get it for $15. 23. Bandage Sticky Notes assets.mochithings.com For an accident-prone pal. Get the set for $4.95. 24. Baguette Pen mochithings.com It's available for $4.95. 25. Saint Dolly Parton Prayer Candle etsy.com All those long-held dreams will be answered at last. Get it for $6.99. 26. Fox Face Underwear etsy.com IMPORTANT. Available custom for $39. 27. Dinosaur Crayons etsy.com One half toy, one half art supplies. Get a set of six for $8.95. 28. Eat Me Cookie Stamper etsy.com Chances are you know a hella sassy baker. Get it here for $16.50. 29. Apple Juice Computer Decal etsy.com HAHAHHAHA GET IT?! For sale for $6.99. 30. Kitten Mitt shopko.com Protect any cook's fingers. Available for $7. 31. TARDIS Zippo etsy.com Available here for $39.99. 32. Ira Glass Plushie etsy.com Snuggle that charmingly reedy voice all night long. $15, and $1 is donated to the show with every purchase. 33. Map Cufflinks etsy.com For the world traveler. Available custom for $25.