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    19 Unabashedly Sexual Pieces Of Needlepoint You Can Own

    These are NSFW only if your workplace looks down on cross-stitched penises.

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    Preach. Available here.

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    This is simply called "Floral Balls." Available here.

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    We've reached peak meme. Available here.

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