1. A man, a plan, a canal – Panama!
2. A man, a plan, a canoe, pasta, heros, rajahs, a coloratura, maps, snipe, percale, macaroni, a gag, a banana bag, a tan, a tag, a banana bag again (or a camel), a crepe, pins, Spam, a rut, a Rolo, cash, a jar, sore hats, a peon, a canal – Panama!
3. Never a foot too far, even.
4. No word, no bond, row on.
5. Some men interpret nine memos.
6. Now Eve, we’re here, we’ve won.
7. Solo gigolos.
8. Senile felines.
9. Rise to vote, Sir.
10. Was it a bar or a bat I saw?
11. Did I draw Della too tall, Edward? I did?
12. A dog! A panic in a pagoda!
13. Step on no pets.
14. “Not New York,” Roy went on.
15. A slut nixes sex in Tulsa.
16. Poor Dan is in a droop.
17. Flee to me, remote elf.
18. Not so, Boston.
19. Campus motto: “Bottoms up, Mac!”
20. Eros? Sidney, my end is sore.
21. Lisa Bonet ate no basil.
22. Lonely Tylenol.
23. Naomi, did I moan?
24. Are we not drawn onward, we few, drawn onward to new era?
25. Doc, note: I dissent. A fast never prevents a fatness. I diet on cod!
26. Go hang a salami, I’m a lasagna hog.
27. Taco cat.
28. Test tube butt set.
29. Stressed? No tips? Spit on desserts.
30. No, sir, away! A papaya war is on.
31. In word salad, alas, drown I.
32. Swap God for a janitor; rot in a jar of dog paws.
33. Ma is as selfless as I am.
34. Satan, oscillate my metallic sonatas!
35. Dog food lid = dildo of God.
36. Gabe’s on a nosebag.
37. UFO tofu.
- The suspect wanted for killing 39 people at an Istanbul nightclub on New Years Day has been captured, Turkish media reports.
- At least 40 Democrats are boycotting Donald Trump's inauguration after the president-elect criticized civil rights leader John Lewis.
- Umm. Over half of the population across 22 countries believe their system is failing and rigged, a new poll says 🌎🤔
- Spencer's is getting flooded with criticism for selling "Grab America By The Pussy" shirts, which many are saying normalizes sexual assault.