17 Ways "Rent" Lied To You About Life

Pro tip: Avoid paying several years' worth of rent by singing loudly about it.

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5. ...especially once you make this (objectively ridiculous) declaration.

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In the immortal words of David Rakoff (whose brilliant piece inspired this and which you should listen to immediately because there is nothing like his voice), "My only question is, well, why aren't you going to pay this year's rent? It seems that they're not going to pay this year's rent because rent is for losers and non-creative types. Rent is for suits." Fair.