1. This is not an accurate metric for timekeeping.
2. You can't do this in restaurants.
3. Your neighbor is not this hot.
4. Your ~loft~ will never be this big.
5. ...especially once you make this (objectively ridiculous) declaration.
6. Flirting is way harder than this.
7. NOT ALLOWED.
FIRE.
8. NEITHER IS THIS.
9. MEDICALLY INACCURATE.
10. THIS TOO.
11. What kind of monster would drive a lil muffin like this to her eventual suicide?
12. Filming one riot isn't quite enough to propel you to sellout-level celebrity.
13. You really can't order all this with no intention of paying.
14. Nor this.
15. No subway dance could ever be this well-choreographed/not annoying to fellow passengers.
16. No relationship could ever achieve this level of perfection.
17. No group of friends could have this much romantic dramz and still totally love each other.
But when it counts, the show sure knows how to point out the important stuff.
