Nifty·Posted on Jan 12, 201619 Things You Could Buy If Money Were No ObjectOr you could just give them to me.by Alanna OkunBuzzFeed StaffFacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink 1. A pair of underwear for every single day of the year. meundies.com Technically you'll be one short because 2016 is a leap year, but hopefully you have at least one other pair socked away. Oh, and altogether it's $4,000. 2. A $1000 cooler you can ride. hammacher.com 3. This giant-ass bear sleeping bag. Courtesy Dee Ortiz Courtesy Dee Ortiz True art has no price tag. (JK it's ~$2,350.) 4. This $4,000 digital wine cellar. hammacher.com It's basically Cher Horowitz's closet but for wine. 5. An armchair that doubles as a library. etsy.com It's around $3,000. 6. The world's longest backyard water slide. hammacher.com It'll run you $2,800. 7. This $15,000 golden vibrator. amazon.com It comes with a set of cufflinks, at least. 8. This life-size T-rex skeleton. hammacher.com It's not real, but it IS $100,000. 9. A $42,000 hot tub boat. hammacher.com Why would you need a hot tub amidst a large body of water? Quiet, plebe. 10. Or if you're thrifty: a $360 hot tub hammock. hydrohammock.com With those winnings, you could buy a couple million! 11. A hydro-powered jet. hammacher.com It'll run you a cool $7,000, plus probably a hefty life insurance premium. 12. A charming lil hut in which to grill your food. hammacher.com Heeheeheeheeheehee hi. 13. Just like a whole bunch of your favorite things but as miniatures. etsy.com etsy.com beep boop!!! 14. A very gigantic knitted blanket. etsy.com It starts at $400 of absolute bliss. 15. A $700 customizable cat tree. japantrendshop.com For spoiled kitties. 16. This watch that tracks planetary movements. vancleefarpels.com And costs somewhere in the neighborhood of $334,000. 17. A $30,000 tranquility pod. hammacher.com Finally, inner and outer peace can be yours. 18. A rocking chair built for three. (Or more!) haltaylor.com haltaylor.com They run from $7,000 to $7,500 and really I implore you to check out the website because it is impossibly charming. 19. The student loans of everyone you've ever met. Mj0007 / Getty Images Byyyye.