Halloween

Quiz

BuzzFeed Staff

Nifty

Are you a sexy ear of corn or a sultry Spongebob?

Which Uncomfortably Sexual Halloween Costume Should You Wear?

It's already in everything, so it might as well be all over you. Buy this costume [here](http://www.yandy.com/Sexy-Corn-Costume.php?source=commissionjunction&utm_medium=affiliate&utm_source=CJ), I guess.

Sexy ear of corn

Yum? Available [here](http://www.yandy.com/Sexy-Hamburger-Costume.php?source=commissionjunction&utm_medium=affiliate&utm_source=CJ), if the spirit moves you.

Sexy burger

This is what dreams and nightmares are made of. Get it [here](http://www.yandy.com/Smiling-Yellow-Face-with-Tie-Costume.php?source=commissionjunction&utm_medium=affiliate&utm_source=CJ), if you're so inclined.

Sexy Spongebob

To infinity and beyond, indeed. Available for purchase with your actual real money [here](http://www.yandy.com/Sexy-Rocket-Babe-Costume.php).

Sexy Buzz Lightyear

Everyone will want a slice of you. Ugh, I'm sorry. Buy this [here](http://www.yandy.com/Exclusive-Sexy-Pizza-Costume.php?source=commissionjunction&utm_medium=affiliate&utm_source=CJ), if you must.

Sexy pizza

Hey, at least you'll be protected from the rain. Get it [here](http://www.yandy.com/g/Sparkling-Goldfish-Costume.php?gclid=CKa9kLW5ns8CFUIfhgodB-0HnA&source=commissionjunction&utm_campaign=googleps&utm_medium=affiliate&utm_source=CJ).

Sexy goldfish

Ba. Na. Na. Get it [here](http://www.yandy.com/Sexy-Subordinate.php?source=commissionjunction&utm_medium=affiliate&utm_source=CJ).

Sexy minion

Wait, what was that? Oh, just the sound of your childhood gasping its last dying breath. Get the costume [here](http://www.yandy.com/Sweet-Deer-Romper-Costume.php?source=commissionjunction&utm_medium=affiliate&utm_source=CJ).

Sexy Bambi

Something something G-string something. Get it [here](http://www.yandy.com/Guitar-Vixen-Costume.php?source=commissionjunction&utm_medium=affiliate&utm_source=CJ), for some reason.

Sexy guitar

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