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Which Uncomfortably Sexual Halloween Costume Should You Wear?

Are you a sexy ear of corn or a sultry Spongebob?

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Which Uncomfortably Sexual Halloween Costume Should You Wear?

You got: Sexy ear of corn

It's already in everything, so it might as well be all over you. Buy this costume here, I guess.

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You got: Sexy burger

Yum? Available here, if the spirit moves you.

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You got: Sexy Spongebob

This is what dreams and nightmares are made of. Get it here, if you're so inclined.

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You got: Sexy Buzz Lightyear

To infinity and beyond, indeed. Available for purchase with your actual real money here.

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You got: Sexy pizza

Everyone will want a slice of you. Ugh, I'm sorry. Buy this here, if you must.

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You got: Sexy goldfish

Hey, at least you'll be protected from the rain. Get it here.

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You got: Sexy Bambi

Wait, what was that? Oh, just the sound of your childhood gasping its last dying breath. Get the costume here.

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You got: Sexy guitar

Something something G-string something. Get it here, for some reason.

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