1.
Make sure you have a ton of bratwurst.
3.
Don't forget the chocolate.
4.
Even the humble lentil has a part to play.
5.
Invite German Chancellor Angela Merkel.
8.
Also invite the Dutch, because they'll bring a whole bunch of cheese.
11.
Let Tony the Tiger come, but make sure he gets ample breaks.
12.
The brass band might need a break too.
13.
Understand that you will never own a hat as amazing as these Serbian women in traditional dress.
14.
Unless you're a Bavarian school child.
15.
Keep your horses under control.
16.
Tomatoes are so beautiful that they should be echoed in *fashion.*