Nifty·Posted on Apr 15, 2013How To Throw An Absurdly Phallic Bachelorette PartyTurns out literally everything can be penis-shaped. NSFW, obvs.by Alanna OkunBuzzFeed StaffFacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink 1. Send out your invitations in advance. etsy.com Your guests need time to get in the zone. Available here. 2. The night of, take a shower. etsy.com Get a set of 9 soaps here, which is definitely enough soap to last you until the wedding. 3. Get your nails did. etsy.com Available here. 4. Get dressed. etsy.com Everyone sees a different pattern in the ink blot. It's science. 5. Don't forget your bling! etsy.com The listing is careful to specify that this ring is for your finger. 6. etsy.com These glow in the dark; perfect for keeping track of your friends in a crowded club. 7. Decorate. etsy.com Aww. Available here. 8. etsy.com If you're at a bar, you probably shouldn't hang pictures, but otherwise go to town. These would also make delightful gifts for a pair of newlyweds without much home decor. Buy it here. 9. etsy.com Get one of these incredible prints from Happenis. 10. etsy.com Available here. 11. Set the mood. etsy.com Again: not so great for a bar. You'll make all the other patrons jealous. Buy them here. 12. Is it a Christmastime bachelorette party? That's the best kind. etsy.com Ornament available here. 13. Set out food for your guests. etsy.com Get the toppers here. 14. Or just munch on some goodies. tickledpinkadulttoys.com Available here. 15. If you're going for savory rather than sweet, there's no such thing as too much salt and pepper. etsy.com Get them here. 16. (Make sure to wear an apron.) etsy.com Available here. 17. (You don't want to get flour on your pasties.) etsy.com Available here. 18. If you or your guests are tired, drink a cup of coffee or two. etsy.com Available here. 19. Unless you prefer tea. etsy.com Available here. 20. Then start popping bottles. etsy.com Buy it here. 21. etsy.com This reads "She Finally Picked One." Cool. Available here. 22. Play some games. etsy.com The object of this Pictionary*-esque game is to disguise a picture of a penis with as creative a drawing as you can think of. *The obvious thing to say here is "dicktionary," but you and I are both much too clever for that. 23. etsy.com This is Bingo except instead of numbers there are just euphemisms for penises. 24. Present the bride with her tiara. etsy.com Fit for the Duchess of Cambridge herself. Available here. 25. When it's time to go, give everyone the perfect party favor. etsy.com Nobody can say no to a flying penis charm. It'll be a family heirloom for generations to come. 26. mykarnation.com Especially when it comes in this tasteful gift bag.If for some unknown reason you'd like a slightly classier list of bachelorette party ideas, check out this post.