How To Throw An Absurdly Phallic Bachelorette Party

    Turns out literally everything can be penis-shaped. NSFW, obvs.

    1. Send out your invitations in advance.

    2. The night of, take a shower.

    3. Get your nails did.

    4. Get dressed.

    5. Don't forget your bling!

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    7. Decorate.

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    11. Set the mood.

    12. Is it a Christmastime bachelorette party? That's the best kind.

    13. Set out food for your guests.

    14. Or just munch on some goodies.

    15. If you're going for savory rather than sweet, there's no such thing as too much salt and pepper.

    16. (Make sure to wear an apron.)

    17. (You don't want to get flour on your pasties.)

    18. If you or your guests are tired, drink a cup of coffee or two.

    19. Unless you prefer tea.

    20. Then start popping bottles.

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    22. Play some games.

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    24. Present the bride with her tiara.

    25. When it's time to go, give everyone the perfect party favor.

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