19 Stupefyingly Ugly Christmas Sweaters You Can Buy
Slightly NSFW, as any good ugly Christmas sweater should be.
1. Literal Christmas Tree Sweater

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Seems...itchy?
4. Teddy Bear Sweater Vest

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Note the Bud Light affixed to his hand.
5. Menorah Sweater

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Why should Christmas get to have all the horrid fun?
9. Couples Reindeer Sweater

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These are not "ugly" so much as "nauseatingly adorable."
17. DIY Ugly Sweater Kit

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For ugliness that's truly ~yours~.
19. Reindeer Pasty

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Take. A. Seat.