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Posted on Dec 12, 2014

19 Stupefyingly Ugly Christmas Sweaters You Can Buy

Slightly NSFW, as any good ugly Christmas sweater should be.

1. Literal Christmas Tree Sweater

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Seems...itchy?

2. Lascivious Santa Sweater

3. Lewd Gingerbread Man Sweater

4. Teddy Bear Sweater Vest

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Note the Bud Light affixed to his hand.

5. Menorah Sweater

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Why should Christmas get to have all the horrid fun?

6. 3D Reindeer Sweater

7. Butt Sweater

8. Big-Ass Gift Sweater

9. Couples Reindeer Sweater

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These are not "ugly" so much as "nauseatingly adorable."

10. Christmas Bulb Sweater

11. Spidey Sweater?

12. Nonsense Sweater Dress

13. Democrat Sweater

15. Light-Up Grumpy Cat Sweater

17. DIY Ugly Sweater Kit

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For ugliness that's truly ~yours~.

18. Total Cop-Out Sweater

19. Reindeer Pasty

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Take. A. Seat.

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