
1. This lying-down laptop stand.

Get it from Japan Trend Shop for $109.
2. And this flexible charging clip for smartphones.

Available from Japan Trend Shop for $63.
3. Fitted sheets you can zip on and off.

Get it from Amazon for $89.99.
4. This wall-mounted hair dryer holder.

So you can style without lifting a finger. Get it from Amazon for $21.99.
5. This onesie that turns your baby into a mop.

Finally, a use for your baby. Get it from Better Than Pants for $40.
6. This food-warming Lazy Susan.

Poor Susan. Available from Hammacher Schlemmer for $99.95.
7. This machine that's basically a Keurig for cookies.

It's still just a Kickstarter, but lazy cookie-lovers the world over can dream.
8. This posture-perfecting chin rest.

Get it from Japan Trend Shop for $104.
9. This hands-free book holder.

10. This remote-controlled mop.

Get it from Japan Trend Shop for $75.
11. This self-mixing hot chocolate mug.

Get it from Hammacher Schlemmer for $17.95.
12. This self-turning ice cream cone.

Get it from Hammacher Schlemmer for $9.95.
13. This laser-guided beard trimmer.

Get it from Hammacher Schlemmer for $89.95.
14. This hook that lets you carry a ton of bags at once.

Get it from Amazon for $6.99.
15. This corn kerneler.

Get it from Amazon for $7.39.
16. This one-handed bottle opener.

Get it from Amazon for $16.
17. This laser scratching post that will keep your cat entertained for hours.

Get it from Hammacher Schlemmer for $79.95.
18. This cooler you can ride around on.

As long as you have $999.95. (From Hammacher Schlemmer.)