1. A charging dock that turns your iPhone into a phone-phone.
2. A teeny-tiny desktop fridge.
3. A keyboard that's actually washable.
4. This desk vacuum that looks like R2-D2.
5. A chameleon tape dispenser to keep you company.
6. A foot hammock to hang under your desk.
7. These very special plush s'mores warmers for your feet...
8. ...and these adorable toasty warmers for your hands.
For those fun days when you've already complained to facilities six times and it's still below freezing.
9. While you're at it, why not warm up your mug, too?
10. A frickin' laser-projection keyboard.
11. Erasers that let you use your pencil as a sword.
12. A magic stapler that doesn't even need staples.
13. An ostrich pillow that will let you nap anywhere.
14. Alternatively: a "productivity-boosting nap pod"!
15. These sweet donut sticky notes.
Donut forget to get them.
16. Spooky but cool putty that will clean all your electronic gadgets.
17. A discreet elliptical machine to keep under your desk.
18. An extremely glamorous stapler.
Probably best not to let anyone borrow it.