1. Glow-in-the-dark toilet paper:
2. Flamingo toilet paper:
3. Festive, embroidered toilet paper:
4. Romantic toilet paper:
5. Another gift option:
6. And for the pious:
7. Sudoku toilet paper:
8. Hundred-dollar-bill toilet paper:
9. Or a fifty-euro bill:
10. You can ever-so-subtly tell guests who you won't be voting for in November:
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12. For blending in while camping:
13. And for the child living inside all of us:
