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    13 Novelty Toilet Paper Rolls You Can (Should, Really) Own

    Because, why wouldn't you?

    1. Glow-in-the-dark toilet paper:

    This is actually a practical idea — for those times when you stumble into the bathroom in the middle of the night. From Amazon.

    2. Flamingo toilet paper:

    The next best thing to an actual vacation, from Amazon

    3. Festive, embroidered toilet paper:

    From Etsy seller SoftStuf

    4. Romantic toilet paper:

    Available at SomCreations on Etsy

    5. Another gift option:

    6. And for the pious:

    From Etsy seller khakistuff

    7. Sudoku toilet paper:

    Because sometimes you get bored. Available on eBay

    8. Hundred-dollar-bill toilet paper:

    Commence jokes about the economy. From eBay

    9. Or a fifty-euro bill:

    With the current exchange rate, this is worth a lot more fake money than the $100s. From eBay

    10. You can ever-so-subtly tell guests who you won't be voting for in November:

    Courtesy of eBay


    You can get 5 at once! Thanks, eBay.

    12. For blending in while camping:

    Again, from eBay

    13. And for the child living inside all of us:

    From — where else? —