1. Glow-in-the-dark toilet paper:

2. Flamingo toilet paper:

3. Festive, embroidered toilet paper:

4. Romantic toilet paper:

5. Another gift option:

6. And for the pious:

7. Sudoku toilet paper:

8. Hundred-dollar-bill toilet paper:

9. Or a fifty-euro bill:

10. You can ever-so-subtly tell guests who you won't be voting for in November:

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12. For blending in while camping:

13. And for the child living inside all of us:
