A New "Captain America" Porn Parody Is Happening And Cap Looks Just Like Ryan Reynolds
"I'll fuck you til the end of the line."
As has long been fated, Captain America has a new porn parody inspired by the recent Marvel movie Civil War.
Truly this was the most inevitable thing.
The production, brought to us by Men.com, stars Alex Mecum as Cap. Notice that he looks a lot like Ryan Reynolds!
He's also touting the beautiful catchphrase "I'll fuck you to the end of the line."
ICYMI, in the Captain America movies "I'm with you til the end of the line" is something Cap and Bucky say to each other all the time as a signal of their friendship and undying love.