I'm gonna lay it all out here: The prequel to Snow White and the Huntsman was not on my list of top movie priorities. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
UNTIL NOW? APPARENTLY?
We need to talk about this bonkers teaser for The Huntsman: Winter's War.
And these first posters???
Jessica Chastain looks like she's ready to FUCK YOU UP.
And Emily Blunt looks like a warrior elf Elsa???
Whatever is happening here is a lot to handle.
HERE IS EMILY BLUNT RIDING A POLAR BEAR THING.
AND CHARLIZE THERON VOMIT-SCREAMING BLACK GOO REALLY ELEGANTLY?
I AM HONESTLY SO HERE FOR ALL OF THIS.
Emily Blunt as warrior elf queen Elsa.Jessica Chastain in hella leather.Charlize Theron elegantly vomit-screaming black goo.That flash of sexy times.Something something Chris Hemsworth.Tiny naked fairy things.
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What is your favorite part of this teaser trailer?
vote votesEmily Blunt as warrior elf queen Elsa.
vote votesJessica Chastain in hella leather.
vote votesCharlize Theron elegantly vomit-screaming black goo.
vote votesThat flash of sexy times.
vote votesSomething something Chris Hemsworth.
vote votesTiny naked fairy things.