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Why You Should Be Psyched For The New "Ghostbusters"

They're gonna bust the shit outta those ghosts, BUT ALSO OUR HEARTS.

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1. *RIPS SHIRT OPEN* CAN WE JUST TALK ABOUT THE NEW GHOSTBUSTERS MOVIE, PLEASE?

2. Melissa McCarthy is in it. Literally like...She's MELISSA MCCARTHY. She was Sookie! If you're not excited about Melissa McCarthy then I'm not excited about you.

3. When is Kristen Wiig NOT made of pure condensed delight? LOOK AT HER BANGS. LOOK AT THOSE PLEATS. SHE'S GONNA SCOLD THOSE GHOSTS INTO ORDER AND I AM SO READY.

6. It's being directed and co-written by Paul Feig, who's proven time and time again through movies like Bridesmaids, The Heat, and Spy that he's the comedy director we need right now.

7. And the other screenwriter is Katie Dippold, who already made us piss our pants laughing with the sheer majesty of her word-spinning as the writer of The Heat.

8. This movie has already made the meninists angry, and we all know that indignant male tears are the vast black void from whence women draw their truest power.

9. In fact, Feig has already MARCHED INTO BATTLE in defense of this movie and the brilliant ladies who are working hard to bring it to life.

@paulfeig Despite what you say, this movie is to appease the feminist types. Wouldn't be any other reason to remake Ghostbusters.

Unless it was to feature the funniest people I know, male or female. Which was what the original did. #enough https://t.co/25ySsylxk5

10. Just look at this motherfucking car.

11. JUST LOOK AT THESE MOTHERFUCKING COSTUMES.

13. LOOK AT THIS MOTHERFUCKING PROTON PACK.

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