1. A group of turkeys attacked members of a congregation that were...cooking turkey.
2. Aggressive turkeys in Rocky River, OH halted mail delivery, temporarily.
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"The carriers are carrying an air horn to see if that will scare off the turkeys, if that will discourage them," a spokesperson for the post office said.
3. A gang of turkeys caused the elderly of Stamford, CT to hide indoors.
4. A turkey dropkicked a woman in Foxboro, MA.
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She fended the rest of the turkeys off with the help of a neighbor.
5. One woman had to threatened a turkey with a shovel to protect her child.
6. A gang of turkeys pooped all over Eugene, OR.
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A city council member referred to them as "gangster" turkeys.
7. A gang of turkeys in Falmouth, MA wouldn't stop harassing post workers.
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"Every day."
8. Turkeys have also been known to attack reporters.
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They are basically smaller versions of dinosaurs.
9. One energetic bird, known as "Smoked Turkey--Mayor of Ashwaubenon," is wanted by the police.
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Public Safety has asked that residents not feed him, even though he is their mayor.
10. A "mean" turkey won't stop pecking at cars in Florida.
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"Everybody has a turkey story," one resident said.
11. This fearless turkey attacked a police car in Mount Vernon, PA.
His name is Stu and he gets aggressive when he sees his reflection.
12. A turkey laid 18 eggs on a Staten Island man's property and refused to move.
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An animal rescue team moved her and her babies to an animal sanctuary, so this story had a happier ending than most.
13. This woman could only chase a loitering turkey away by throwing her Thanksgiving turkey at it.
