Response to The Granny Panty Epidemic:
Amanda Seyfried’s aren’t even a little bit granny panties. I think you should research clothing types before you make snide articles about them.
Response to An Elementary School Took Away A Blind Child’s Cane And Gave Him A Pool Noodle To Punish Him:
I cannot tell you the number of times that I click a link with a totally wtf headline like this one, and chant to myself “Please don’t be Missouri, please don’t be Missouri. Aw shit…”