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This man shot his shot on a woman's ANNIVERSARY:
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This man actually gave this reason for not replacing the toilet paper:
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This man seriously showed up to a potluck and served THIS:
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This man was really gonna risk it all for his ex:
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This man took his own interpretation to his sister's words:
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This man is hopefully single now:
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This man told someone he wouldn't share his Disney+ account in the most EXTRA way possible:
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This delivery man had a bit of an attitude:
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This man, I — er — don't even have words for actually:
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This man seriously got in a coffin just to make a point to his class:
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This man really expected someone to compete with his girlfriend:
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This man was clearly a stranger to subtlety:
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This man dragged his girlfriend's new phone selfie:
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This man made an unlikely comparison to his girlfriend and a Spongebob character:
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This man shot his shot with 38 women at the same. Damn. Time!!!:
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This man on Tinder should've just shut the hell up:
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And this man gave his partner a sympathy card for Valentine's day, because, ya know, masculinity or whatever 🙄: