1.
i get so mad when people ask what i’m gonna do on my day off!!!! bitch i’m gonna recover from all my days on
2.
“I hope this email finds you well.” It didn’t. What do you want?
3.
Every work email I send: Hey! Sorry to bug you! Was just wondering (If it’s not too much trouble) Would it be possible to do thing you said you’d do? Totally fine if not! Prob my fault anyway I’m an idiot :) Sorry to bother you! Sorry I exist! So sorry! Just let me know! Emily
4.
Me cussing at all the slow drivers cause I left at 8:55 and I need to be at work by 9:00
5.
my favorite part about having a job is being too busy to eat during the day and then eating 5000 calories when i get home
6.
me at 14: can’t wait to travel the whole world once i’m earning my own money me now: mustn’t forget that tupperware at work, it’s my only one
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don’t be the person at work that says “is it not friday yet” every fucking day
8.
"I feel a little off today." - Me, working on my plan for not being at work tomorrow.
9.
Trying to use the office microwave for lunch anytime around noon is like the hunger games
10.
when you gotta greet your boss after they wouldn't let you call out sick
11.
co-worker: i have something to do tomorrow can you cover my shif- me:
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Going to work and not seeing any of your fav co workers https://t.co/Ya5BpcLFUC
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My alarm clock every morning
14.
When your co-worker brings donuts to the office and you have to pretend you don't want one immediately
15.
Having a job cool til you gotta go to work 😂