Let's be honest, porn isn't exactly known for always showing a realistic depiction of sex.
So naturally, a reddit user, u/thepapumemes, asked fellow redditors, "What happens in real-life sex that you never see in porn?"
Here are some of the responses that are painfully accurate and also pretty funny:
1. "Having to take a drink because their mouth gets dry during a blowjob."
2. "Stopping during oral to remove a pube from their tongue."
3. "The awkward moment of down time between foreplay and sex when someone grabs a condom and puts it on. It lasts forever."
4. "Stopping to see what the dog is freaking out about in the other room."
5. "Spending a half hour looking for her other sock or random clothing article."
6. "Temporarily losing an erection while moving between positions."
7. "Accidentally head-butting or elbowing."
8. "Talking about your plans for tomorrow during the act."
9. "Leg cramping up, farting, and giggling."
10. "The kids knocking on the door to tell you something inane."
11. "Pets watching and/or jumping on the bed to check out what's going on."
12. "The moment where you both just decide to stop despite no one orgasming, because you’re too exhausted to move any more."
13. "The actual orgasm faces that no one would want to see."
14. "Not enjoying the taste of semen."
15. "The cleanup afterward and the post-sex crazy pee stream."
16. "Awkwardly grabbing a rag without spilling cum anywhere."
17. "Waddling to the toilet before anything drips out of the body."
18. "Anal sex not being so clean."
19. "Arguing over who sleeps on the wet spot afterwards."
20. "Queefing."
21. "The disappointment."
Submissions have been edited for length and/or clarity.