Buzz·Posted on Sep 1, 202018 Jokes About Straight Dudes That Are Funny Because They're TrueWhere is the lie?by Ajani Bazile-DutesBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail On Twitter, people often tell a lot of jokes about straight men, and honestly, they're as hilarious as they are accurate. Take a look for yourself: 1. davi @davimoonbaby How straight men expect women to react when they do the bare minimum 10:23 PM - 19 Aug 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. ANCESTORS ON THE WALL @gvldennchild nobody: straight men: 10:53 PM - 20 Aug 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. kylie jansen @kylieGjansen happy mother’s day to every straight guy’s first 3-4 girlfriends 07:13 PM - 10 May 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. Drew Anderson @imdrewanderson straight men posting pics of buildings to Close Friends 01:08 AM - 27 Jul 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. TOM BIEN 🇱🇷 @justpassaway straight men be like I Cant Fold A Fitted Sheet LoL and then roll the cross joint from pineapple express 09:47 PM - 19 Aug 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. ethan @ethxn_rxy straight guys who painted their nails black one time their sophomore year of high school 03:16 AM - 03 Aug 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. Mitch Grassi @mitchgrassi u know those straight dudes who think they're 'really good' at doing an impression of Heath Ledger's Joker 11:35 PM - 19 Jul 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. 🧚🏽♀️¡ @__y_ush straight men be like “yo” and expect me to fall to my knees 03:30 AM - 16 Aug 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. mars @mar1narasauce Idg why straight men are so against astrology you know how much pussy y’all could get if you told a bitch “oh I’m a Sagittarius sun Gemini moon Leo rising” or some shit? Try it 05:33 PM - 06 Dec 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. emily 🧚🏼♀️ @emilymcolee Straight men will have one pillow on their bed and keep the rest on this top rack in their closet. Disgusting. 03:32 AM - 14 Jan 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. Apa @apaagbayani Straight guys dress painfully drab then put on P12,000 sneakers like it fixes everything. 12:41 PM - 10 Jan 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. definitely not chloe @chanceofchloe straight guys will keep their instagram on private as if it doesn't just consist of: - crowded group photos (all captioned saturday's are for the boys) - that one pic they post every year for Mother’s Day - a composite from when they had a mustache - a pic with their ex at formal 03:25 AM - 28 Sep 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. 𝔞𝔞𝔯𝔬𝔫🦄 @russianaron straight guys are so sensitive i swear 10:17 PM - 06 Aug 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. the town pump @sterile_nut no one: straight men: 06:05 AM - 25 Aug 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. my [69F] boyfriend [420M] is texting other girls @CartoonsHateHer Straight guys be like: “my partner” and it’s a straight woman named Jessica 02:15 PM - 11 Jul 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. this fraudulent christmas prince @thexmasprince Straight dudes 30-50 feral hogs 🤝 Coming in 3-5 minutes 01:30 AM - 06 Aug 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. ivy p @bigmizsteak straight men will have a bean bag chair and a PlayStation in their living room and call it minimalism 06:08 PM - 30 Mar 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. blæke p @_dispossessed Straight men will have the emotional intelligence of a 16 year old and own 10 tech start ups and still ask how to cook a microwave dinner 02:31 AM - 18 Aug 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite