One of the best things about Twitter is how often it seems we have more shared experiences than we thought. If you doubt that, try not to say, "Oh, that's me," while going through this post:
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9 yr old me thinking my mom died because she’s taking longer than usual at the store
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My mom when I go 36 on a 35
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Me switching from my wifi to data when something doesn’t fully load in 10 seconds
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me explaining a song I heard years ago only knowing the melody google
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does your stomach ever hurt so bad that you get completely naked on the toilet?
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When you're at somebody's house and they offer you water, and you hear the sink turn on
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“so who driving..?” Everybody with a car:
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The famous BBQ table legs
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u ever been kissing a boy thinking fuck when’s this gonna be over
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Me thinking about who I am whenever I get that “tell me about yourself” message. https://t.co/RRvAEenAeh
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sometimes i get really concerned about things very suddenly like i’ll be chillin then all the sudden be like “o shit where’s my birth certificate”
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Everybody at one point in their life has said “fuck it” and vacuumed up 2 pennies.
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do you check the personal life section of a persons wikipedia page first or are you straight
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Hearing myself say “AYEEEE” on my story the next day is honestly bottom of the barrel. I hate it here
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divorced parents be meeting at store parking lots exchanging they kids like it’s a drug deal. 😭
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We all missed one episode of Empire and never went back
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Is your dad really your dad if he doesn’t say “who?” after talking about any of your friends even if he’s known them for literally 7 years??
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me when im out in public and one of the voices in my head tells me a sick joke
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computer: "save this image as 6606499f1e5c84d7c30.png?" me: "yea”