Buzz·Posted on Nov 24, 201932 Tweets From 2019 That Are As Funny As They Are Relatable"'Why tattoos? You wouldn’t put stickers on a nice car.' Ma’am I am at best a 2003 Corolla."by Ajani Bazile-DutesBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. nich. @niiiccchhh Hearing myself say “AYEEEE” on my story the next day is honestly bottom of the barrel. I hate it here 01:28 PM - 17 Nov 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. Sean @Sean0_10 When you thought your nose was finally unblocking but it just switched nostrils 09:10 PM - 16 Nov 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. Captin Marvelous Ant @Ant_theRuler Me showing up 2 hours after I said I was 5 mins away 06:45 PM - 01 Sep 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. 🌩 @llerromdk Me: *uploads resume* Application: please fill out your job history Me: 02:28 AM - 14 Jun 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. 🏳️🌈 ʙʀɪɢʜᴛsɪᴅᴇ 🏳️🌈 @Raelet how I, a millennial, filter spam calls: -if my phone rings, it's spam 09:59 PM - 28 May 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. Creflo West @rarebre3d These captcha tests are getting out of hand. Like damn bitch am I robot??? 07:52 PM - 03 Jun 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. grapefruit topo @michael_aas “Why tattoos? You wouldn’t put stickers on a nice car.” Ma’am I am at best a 2003 Corolla. 09:33 PM - 02 Jun 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. Trevor Norris @trevor_norris0 When you realize mid conversation that it will be the first and last time you will be hanging out with somebody 03:27 AM - 15 Oct 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. joven @youngandjoven Can someone write an article on millenials killing the doorbell industry by texting "here" 12:17 AM - 03 Jun 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. monty @cumrascal me when i was 10 pretending i was dead in the pool to see if anyone would care 03:50 AM - 26 May 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. carn @instanthotel Me when I bring my comforter out to the couch https://t.co/itj6IEvHpm 12:14 AM - 08 Jan 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. ♥ mark ♥ @markedly Me: how do I do my taxes Public School: shut the fuck up and square dance 02:39 AM - 25 Jun 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. Natalie @jbfan911 me before going through security at airport: what if i accidentally have a gun 06:05 PM - 21 Jun 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. Yung @YungYinkv All the white Girls I went to highschool with make this face in their pics when they’re trying to be funny. https://t.co/fccnNUT0SF 02:50 PM - 15 Nov 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. niamh 🌼 @sunlitniamh my friends out here like: 10 10 10 <|> <|> <|> /\ /\ /\ and i really be over here like: -2 <|> /\ 11:30 AM - 12 Mar 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. Semra @SemraDurmisevic my mom yesterday: do u work tomorrow me: yes my mom today: do u work today me: yes i already told u my mom when i'm at work: where are u 05:45 PM - 15 Jul 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. Lance 🇱🇨 @Kinglrg_ Nobody: Me hours later thinking about everything I could have said in the argument: 02:16 AM - 05 Jun 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. $AMURAI ⚔️ @EdTheSamurai 8 year old me Calling Disney Channel Celebrities after googling their phone numbers on youtube 03:28 AM - 23 May 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. Armando G. III 🇲🇽 @VozDeMandito Me looking through stories on Instagram: 08:03 AM - 09 Jan 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 20. Kasper or Chucky @tha_jerk2012 *Me logging into my Gmail on a computer instead of my phone* Google online security system: 06:46 PM - 16 Sep 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 21. PSYCHIC BASSFACE 🔜 GANJA WHITE NIGHT @karllscott mom: YALL GOT 5 MINUTES OR YOU GETTING LEFT whole house: 07:43 PM - 02 Jun 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 22. brett @tt3rb me leaving the pregame messy and ready to embarrass myself in public 11:35 PM - 03 Jun 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 23. Kay @KaylarWill Me eating a gas station turkey wrap and telling men how I will NOT go on a Applebee’s date 02:29 PM - 21 May 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 24. leen @insaneasyIums i am: ⚪️ gay ⚪️ straight ⚪️ bisexual ⚪️ asexual 🔘 annoyed at people who tell me to stop bouncing my leg because it’s a distraction for them or because it bothers them— i’m sorry you don’t have anxiety susan, stop fucking judging me and let me be internally anxious in peace 07:07 AM - 18 Feb 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 25. Kyle @kkunta__ Does anyone actually know what you're suppose to do when people are singing happy birthday to you 08:00 PM - 18 Feb 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 26. Demetrius @DemetriusHarmon everytime the law & order theme song comes on 04:30 AM - 19 Feb 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 27. Shenanigans @Shenanigans_luv Yeah I’m DTF Doing The best I can and Fucking it up anyway 11:35 PM - 16 Feb 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 28. 𝓈𝒶𝓎𝓃𝒶 @DAREDEVllLS bitches take their laptops and notebooks to coffee shops and get no work done while acting like they’re in an indie movie. i’m bitches. 09:34 AM - 11 Feb 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 29. dalys @dalysluna When you’re on a roller coaster and you know the camera is coming up 05:25 PM - 10 Feb 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 30. Torrence De los Santos @Istrutt_ YOU MISSPELLED ONE WORD ON SOCIAL MEDIA AND HERE COME AKEELAH AND THE BEE 08:41 PM - 09 Feb 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 31. Amy Who? @amywhodigital Adulthood is just saying “if I can just get through this week” over and over again until you die. 06:14 AM - 06 Feb 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 32. ky ⚔️ @urdadkylie my conversations w literally anyone: ⚪️ 🔵 🔵 🔵 🔵 🔵 ⚪️ ⚪️ 🔵 🔵 🔵 🔵 🔵 🔵 ⚪️ 12:46 PM - 05 Feb 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite