1. This person who ate a salad that had a secret ingredient:
2. This person who lost their phone in the worst place possible:
3. This person who accidentally killed their lawn grass:
4. This person who made abstract art on their pants:
5. This person who thought they were an innovator when they turned out to be a destroyer:
6. This DMV employee who made a typo on this license expiration date:
7. This person who has hopefully grown their eyelashes back by now:
8. These people who completely missed that the cooler broke:
9. This person whose forgetfulness came back to bite them in the ass:
10. This person who paid more money for a view of the wall:
11. This person who should've taken this sweater to the dry cleaner:
12. This person who might've ruined their relationship with their neighbor:
13. This person who'll probably just do their makeup at home from now on:
14. This person who pretended to know what drywall was:
15. These people who thought it'd be a good idea to set off fireworks INSIDE instead of outside:
16. This child who ate a nickel and cost his parents a whoooooole lot more:
17. This person who wasn't really paying attention as they were shopping:
18. This kid who underestimated the strength of their pitch:
19. This person who was a little too groggy this one morning:
20. This person who dropped their medication and couldn't use it anymore:
21. This person who tried their hand at baking:
22. This person who most likely missed their flight:
23. This person who should've cleaned their puppy's poo before letting the Roomba loose:
24. This person who made the classic mistake of sitting on their glasses:
25. This person who baked a pie without some crucial ingredients:
26. This person who parked their car in the wrong place at the wrong time:
27. This person who didn't make sure these eggs were secured properly:
28. This person who learned soda cans can explode in the freezer from firsthand experience:
29. The people who built this building not as sturdy as it should be:
30. This person who turned their back while their cat was in the kitchen:
31. This person who didn't realize why their computer screen was blurring:
32. These people who didn't close this box correctly:
33. This person who understandably mixed up aspirin and stool softener pills:
34. This person who made ground cumin cookies:
35. This person who accidentally dyed their finger to match their hair:
36. These people who got conned by their in-laws:
37. This person who unintentionally made hot chocolate:
38. This person who forgot to close their car door:
39. These kids who forgot to close the door on this winter day:
40. This person who forgot to pick a pair of shoes:
41. This person who opened their jewelry box too hastily:
42. This person who ordered the wrong bed frame:
43. These dudes who got locked out:
44. This person who found their wallet when it was too late:
45. This person who must have had a mighty kick:
46. This person who mixed up laundry and dishwasher detergents:
47. This person who thought they had a face mask on them:
48. This person who was in for a rude awakening:
49. This person who took, uh, the wrong shirt from the laundry bin:
50. This person who was just trying to dye their hair:
51. This person who left their measuring tape in wet cement a little too long:
52. This person who created a fun, new breakfast combo:
53. This person who didn't make sure the paint was closed before driving off:
54. This person who made a huuuuge mess:
55. This person who placed candles too close to the TV:
56. This person who let their dog out for some fresh air at the wrong time:
57. This person who didn't know their own strength:
58. This person who burned a hole in their laptop:
59. This person who may have overreacted to seeing a bug:
60. This person who brought the wrong bag to work for lunch:
61. And this person who too quickly assumed that their paycheck envelope was junk mail:
