18 People Who Used The Wrong Choice Of Words

I wish my phone had more giggle bites.

1. This person who questioned why cats don't have thumbs:

Disposable thumbs from r/BoneAppleTea

2. This person who was trying to share their vacation with their followers:

Pair of dice from r/BoneAppleTea

3. This person who was so confident but so wrong:

"further of due" from r/BoneAppleTea

4. This person who tried listing this valuable piece of furniture online:

Antic from r/BoneAppleTea

5. This person who mixed up this phrase with a reptile:

From the gecko from r/BoneAppleTea

6. This person who wasn't well-versed in cars:

Starch your engines from r/BoneAppleTea

7. This person who shouldn't be a food critic any time soon:

Roast history ಠ_ಠ from r/BoneAppleTea

8. This person who was trying to save a little money:

For what? from r/BoneAppleTea

9. This person who got a bad feeling from these clouds:

Damn those clouds look anonymous from r/BoneAppleTea

10. This person who didn't know the name of this ~delicious~ pasta dish:

THIS IS A REPOST from r/BoneAppleTea

11. This person who's far from a culinary expert:

Flaming young from r/BoneAppleTea

12. This person who tried to sound it out:

Let's talk about the elephant in the room... from r/BoneAppleTea

13. This person who had never seen the word "touché" written out:

Too shea from r/BoneAppleTea

14. This business that was announcing a scheduling change:

Forcible future from r/BoneAppleTea

15. This person who was shaken up at the sight of a bug:

A prang mantas! Oh no! from r/BoneAppleTea

16. This person who wanted a computer with more gigabytes:

giggle bites from r/BoneAppleTea

17. This person who was having trouble sleeping:

Man, in some near sucks dude from r/BoneAppleTea

18. And this person who misheard their mom:

It's a doggy dog world. from r/BoneAppleTea

H/T r/BoneAppleTea