Buzz·Posted on Jul 7, 201929 Funny Tweets That Will Make You Say "Lol" Out Loud"Just ate 17 CBD gummies. I can see God and he’s wearing a snapback."by Ajani Bazile-DutesBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. helena @freshhel girls will have one loose ibuprofen rolling around at the bottom of their fjallraven and be like “yep i’m the mom friend 😂” 09:59 PM - 17 Jun 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @freshhel / Via Twitter: @freshhel 2. JB KNOCKOUT @JbKnockout I have a great vegan sushi recipe if anyone is interested 11:50 PM - 20 Jun 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @JbKnockout / Via Twitter: @JbKnockout 3. . @PabloPiqasso Me explaining to ⠀ ⠀ ⠀My cat my cat that I ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀pretending won’t tell anyone ⠀⠀ ⠀he cant speak if he can speak 10:20 AM - 17 Jun 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. あかり(AKARI) @Babyshoujo Saw a thicc ass starfish at the aquarium today 😌 08:31 PM - 30 Jun 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. reiley baker @reileybaker when i switch lanes only for that lane to end up being slower 12:33 AM - 24 Jun 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. Mark Magark @markedly Me: how do I do my taxes Public School: shut the fuck up and square dance 02:39 AM - 25 Jun 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. oliver paul @invest_in_soup when i get put on death row in 2023 for unspeakable crimes and i have to pick a last meal i will pick olive garden and eat the unlimited breadsticks forever so my last meal never ends and they cant kill me 05:15 AM - 01 Jul 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. pauline 🍒 @icywiifey "yo they lookin for u outside, i bit a kid." 03:16 PM - 30 Jun 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @icywiifey / Via Twitter: @icywiifey 9. suga baby❣️ @mamazee_ This the girls basketball team on picture day https://t.co/Q54xuAv14n 04:31 AM - 11 Jun 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @mamazee_ / Via Twitter: @mamazee_ 10. BELA 🌋 @belatweets2u ppl w not divorced parents be like lmao look what my mom just said in the groupchat 08:30 PM - 24 Jun 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. gabriella demarco @gabby_demarco no one: us at 3am in 2007: 04:52 PM - 04 Jun 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. I MISS GAME OF THRONES @godesosax *sits in therapists chair* me: :) therapist: “so how are you doing?” me: 04:58 PM - 28 Jun 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @godesosax / Via Twitter: @godesosax 13. kelsey @haitianprynsus No one: People who got salads for lunch in high school: 05:26 PM - 04 Jun 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @haitianprynsus / Via Twitter: @haitianprynsus 14. Michaela Okland @MichaelaOkla Sure I could go to a high school reunion, but what would I say to them? Congrats on the pyramid scheme? Congrats on the teen marriage? Nothing I say would sound sincere 05:01 AM - 05 Jun 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. indie @INDIEWASHERE my therapist: do u ever deal with your emotions in a healthy not self destructive way me: 04:04 PM - 30 Jun 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @INDIEWASHERE / Via Twitter: @INDIEWASHERE 16. 𝙉𝙞𝙠 @stfuIol Well that didn’t workout https://t.co/z5B260sUY7 05:08 PM - 23 Jun 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @stfuIol / Via Twitter: @stfuIol 17. Wonder Boy🤓 @CdyRnkn Just ate 17 CBD gummy‘s, I can see God and he’s wearing a snapback 05:52 PM - 17 Jun 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @CdyRnkn / Via Twitter: @CdyRnkn 18. sania 🇵🇰 @_lasania my dad trying to teach me math in 4th grade 04:15 AM - 17 Jun 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @_lasania / Via Twitter: @_lasania 19. annie @enjixcx high school teachers you could be real with: -history teachers -english teachers high school teachers that were cops: -math teachers -gym teachers 03:03 AM - 26 Jun 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 20. 🥶 @_thatniggaced How is weed only legal in certain states? I thought we was united.😂 11:24 PM - 11 Jun 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @_thatniggaced / Via Twitter: @_thatniggaced 21. zyon☀️ @zy0nnn Me trying to find a cold spot on my bed in this damn heat 12:01 AM - 11 Jun 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @zy0nnn / Via Twitter: @zy0nnn 22. ✨ Ari 🎃 @yukeymura Moses: LET MY PEOPLE GO Rameses: 08:33 PM - 08 Jun 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @yukeymura / Via Twitter: @yukeymura 23. evil @evilbart24 When you accidentally walk into the wrong bedroom at a house party https://t.co/WWhdhUd2Fk 12:21 AM - 08 Jun 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @spicyjumex / Via Twitter: @spicyjumex 24. 𝔯𝔦𝔞𝔡 🇲🇽🇱🇧 @rihodd me and the book i said i would read months ago looking at each other 07:41 PM - 04 Jun 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @rihodd / Via Twitter: @rihodd 25. feeya @chachaudaku dolly parton jolene 06:45 PM - 30 May 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @chachaudaku / Via Twitter: @chachaudaku 26. stella donnelly stan @youngandjoven Can someone write an article on millenials killing the doorbell industry by texting "here" 12:17 AM - 03 Jun 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @youngandjoven / Via Twitter: @youngandjoven 27. Hussain @KingHussain_7 | ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄| babies stare a lot for someone who doesn’t know how to fight |________| \ (•◡•) / \ / --- | | 01:14 AM - 04 Feb 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @KingHussain_7 / Via Twitter: @KingHussain_7 28. trish @ULTRAGLOSS no one: 2011 wattpad fic: i was getting ready for school, putting my long brown hair into a messy bun. as i looked at my blue eyes in the mirror, my mom came in. “i sold you to pay our debts” she said. “come meet your new master.” i went downstairs and there he was...harry styles 02:17 AM - 31 Jan 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @ULTRAGLOSS / Via Twitter: @ULTRAGLOSS 29. 𝓈𝒶𝓎𝓃𝒶 @DAREDEVllLS bitches take their laptops and notebooks to coffee shops and get no work done while acting like they’re in an indie movie. i’m bitches. 09:34 AM - 11 Feb 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @DAREDEVllLS / Via Twitter: @DAREDEVllLS