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It was to protect the floor https://t.co/gL272ZxRky
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Dammnnn.. I hope whoever account I’m on can pay that shit https://t.co/c1htIKZJfL
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Does your mom know that you cry over unemployed men?
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this is how i choose guys..
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Me at work acting fake busy for the last 30 minutes of my shift
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No one: Racists: #NotMyAriel Disney, black twitter and logical people:
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me waiting for my problems to solve themselves https://t.co/y8UMnn4sHr
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The best sleep is when you didn't even know you were asleep and you wake up not knowing what just happened
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*gets hit by car* passerby: “ARE YOU OKAY?” me: “Please... I need my... phone” *opens Twitter* me: “LMAOOOOO YALL GUESS WHAT”
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Me: 😔 Megan Thee Stallion: 😜 ahhhh Me: 😌
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Nobody: Not even the grass: Females with natural hair trynna do a hairstyle that won’t come out right:
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“Your a mermaid bitch, Eric don’t want you , Eric don’t need you “ 🤣
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“Fool me once shame on you, fool me 143 times you got some good dick” LMAO
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When a song ain’t available on Apple Music & Spotify so I have to go listen to it on SoundCloud & YouTube
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When you come home with a fresh cut and your girl gassing you up
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Cosmo & Wanda when Timmy finally take his lil white ass to school
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Can y’all please tell me what a lion sounds like when it talks, since Beyoncé doesn’t sound “natural” as Nala?
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me driving: “l’ll 𝐡𝐢𝐭 you bitch” me waIking: “𝐡𝐢𝐭 me bitch”
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what do you call an acid with attitude??? A-mean-o-Acid