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    16 Times Twitter Told The Truth, The Whole Truth, And Nothing But The Truth

    "I won't eat for 22 hours and be like, 'Damn, why am I so lightheaded right now?'"

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    *texts my dad a question* him: https://t.co/h9Q5zac9dI

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    11yr old me telling my mom I need construction paper and glue at 9pm

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    I won’t eat for 22 hours and be like “damn why am I so lightheaded rn”

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    how I, a millennial, filter spam calls: -if my phone rings, it's spam

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    my 7:30am, 7:35am, 7:40am, 7:45am and 7:50am alarms all going off to wake me up

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    “I hope this email finds you well.” It didn’t. What do you want?

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    Boy I be proofreading that cash app name like a final paper 😂😂😂

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    Girls really go to a dudes crib and survive off of weed & sink water all day

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    This is what catching feelings feels like

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    dawg i was 13 changing the HTML codes on my tumblr page like i was a 2000s movie teen hacker but now i can’t be even spell ecxel

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    4th grade me when the cashier at the Scholastic Book Fair was trying to explain sales tax to me

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    Me, opening my eyes to see I have two minutes left before my alarm clock goes off:

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    Americans trying to save the environment by drinking in plastic Starbucks cups with metal straws

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    Me showing up 2 hours after I said I was 5 mins away

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    when the delivery window is 7:02-7:12pm and it’s 7:13pm

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