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    Updated on Jan 22, 2020. Posted on Jan 19, 2020

    16 Times Twitter Told The Truth, The Whole Truth, And Nothing But The Truth

    "I won't eat for 22 hours and be like, 'Damn, why am I so lightheaded right now?'"

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    *texts my dad a question* him: https://t.co/h9Q5zac9dI

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    11yr old me telling my mom I need construction paper and glue at 9pm

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    I won’t eat for 22 hours and be like “damn why am I so lightheaded rn”

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    how I, a millennial, filter spam calls: -if my phone rings, it's spam

    5.

    my 7:30am, 7:35am, 7:40am, 7:45am and 7:50am alarms all going off to wake me up

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    “I hope this email finds you well.” It didn’t. What do you want?

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    Boy I be proofreading that cash app name like a final paper 😂😂😂

    8.

    Girls really go to a dudes crib and survive off of weed & sink water all day

    9.

    This is what catching feelings feels like

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    dawg i was 13 changing the HTML codes on my tumblr page like i was a 2000s movie teen hacker but now i can’t be even spell ecxel

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    4th grade me when the cashier at the Scholastic Book Fair was trying to explain sales tax to me

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    Me, opening my eyes to see I have two minutes left before my alarm clock goes off:

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    Americans trying to save the environment by drinking in plastic Starbucks cups with metal straws

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    Me showing up 2 hours after I said I was 5 mins away

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    16.

    when the delivery window is 7:02-7:12pm and it’s 7:13pm

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