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*texts my dad a question* him: https://t.co/h9Q5zac9dI
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11yr old me telling my mom I need construction paper and glue at 9pm
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I won’t eat for 22 hours and be like “damn why am I so lightheaded rn”
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how I, a millennial, filter spam calls: -if my phone rings, it's spam
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my 7:30am, 7:35am, 7:40am, 7:45am and 7:50am alarms all going off to wake me up
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“I hope this email finds you well.” It didn’t. What do you want?
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Boy I be proofreading that cash app name like a final paper 😂😂😂
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Girls really go to a dudes crib and survive off of weed & sink water all day
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This is what catching feelings feels like
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dawg i was 13 changing the HTML codes on my tumblr page like i was a 2000s movie teen hacker but now i can’t be even spell ecxel
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4th grade me when the cashier at the Scholastic Book Fair was trying to explain sales tax to me
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Me, opening my eyes to see I have two minutes left before my alarm clock goes off:
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Americans trying to save the environment by drinking in plastic Starbucks cups with metal straws
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Me showing up 2 hours after I said I was 5 mins away
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Me cooking pasta for one
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when the delivery window is 7:02-7:12pm and it’s 7:13pm