18 Things That — I Kid You Not — People Actually Posted On Facebook Marketplace

    I have no words.

    Ajani Bazile-Dutes
    by Ajani Bazile-Dutes

    BuzzFeed Staff

    1. These crafty coasters:

    2. These DIY skates:

    3. This haircut advertisement:

    4. These edible Christmas ornaments:

    Lauren Burgett @lauren_burgett

    Cannot delete Facebook

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    Twitter: @lauren_burgett

    5. This unfortunate description for rings:

    Jo @nicole_4_jo

    The description 😂😭😭 I’m never deleting Facebook

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    Twitter: @nicole_4_jo

    6. This couch someone left outside:

    Bear Smith @RealBearSmith

    Someone is selling a leather couch on Facebook Marketplace...with snow on it? And decided to take these pictures? With snow on it? I have so many questions.

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    7. This awk description for a basketball hoop:

    8. These, uh, unique leggings:

    Loveofhuns x @loveofhuns

    Facebook marketplace is a different breed

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    9. This tub of corndogs:

    aimee kerchooooo @aimeecaitlinnn

    ok facebook marketplace

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    10. These mannequin legs which someone has for some reason:

    facebook marketplace @nocontextfbmkt

    women’s mannequin leg

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    11. This weird, unbalanced chair:

    12. The description for these cat toys:

    13. This oddly designed accent chair:

    14. This Furby bong:

    15. This light that someone didn't know how to describe:

    Holly Wilder @hollythewilder

    Just marketplace things

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    16. This useless TV:

    17. This sign for ratchet* straps: 

    18. And this scratched-up casket:

    B @vineluvr

    Maritime Facebook marketplace “never been used”

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    Twitter: @vineluvr