Spooky season is already over, and we've only got a couple of months left in this year, which is wild, I know! This month went by so quickly, you probably missed a lot of these hilarious tweets, so enjoy them now!
And follow the accounts that made you laugh so your Twitter timeline will be even better!
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“I’ll tell you tomorrow” tell me now or I’ll throw up
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You say your baby is 13 months? I hate to break it to you, but there are only 12 months. Your baby is lying to you
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i think about this tweet every day
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why would he say it like that
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Y’all be like “oh he’s an ACTEUR” and it’s just a guy shouting so loud that his spit is hitting the camera
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OH MY GOD I JUST GOT INTO NURSING SCHOOL????? IM GOING TO BE A BITCH 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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Jsjwjwjwjwjak
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last night i told a customer he looked like “if pete davidson drank water” and then asked him if he gets that a lot and he was like “obviously no one has ever said that to me in my life.”
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Me pretending I’m listening at a job interview when I’m having an anxiety attack
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I SAID YES 💕💕💕💕💍💍💍🥰🥰🥰 to multiple people when they asked me to do things! and now i’m overwhelmed
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She posted " babe's birthday tomorrow " I've been staring at my ID for 6 hours
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What the hell
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GIRL HE'S LINESHDHDHEEBSVSVS
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Brother what was it that led you to this thought? https://t.co/6vG9H9EP6H
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Edward: https://t.co/8JSJ2qOUed
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no because we were having dinner and my dad just said “i was in the army for 3 years of course i had gay sex” I BEG YOUR PARDON???
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Found out two of my exes are related, i knew that head felt FAMILIA
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Clients: how long have you been a Makeup Artist? Me:
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Kourtney Kardashian, Travis Barker, MGK and Megan Fox all sleep like this.
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when he hasn't left his bed for 20 years then can conveniently jump up and dance around after finding out his grandson has a won a once in a life time opportunity and can bring a plus one 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩
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WHY WAS THIS SO FUNNY
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I just ft’d my friend and she said “I’m doing something goodbye.” and hung up. Her LED lights were red. con😭gra😭tu😭la😭tions😭 !!!!
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Everyone talks about how social media is bad for your mental health but what about Excel?
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i wonder if actors ever be in the middle of filming and just think “oh yeah this shit finna flop”
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💯💯💯💯
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hey baddies please be careful the curbs out here keep hitting cars
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life is suite!
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“Omg Friends is the funniest show” Me watching Friends:
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i be feeling so bad for the ride or die bitches, cause y’all just be dying
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The Embarrassment I felt at the doctors today…
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I stop sucking a dick after 3 min & I’m like “u get the idea”
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I remember when bbl stood for be back later
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"You know who else briefly went offline?" -Youth pastor
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I PASSED THE BAR!!!! So proud of myself, I really wanted to get a shot of tequila but I just passed it and kept on walking.
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girl, just let the call go to voicemail 😬
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Are…are we sure it’s 25 when a man’s frontal lobe is fully developed? Are we positive??? Are we really 100 percent positive??
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https://t.co/gNkX5sIvyn
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I think she meant retrograde 🧍🏼♂️
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Today a student asked me for an extension because, and I quote, "ya girl is going through it."
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Me: "i need to stop putting stuff on my credit card" my credit card:
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get that tattoo, ur family is already disappointed in you
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I’m never escaping this
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My brain cannot learn what Grimes’ face looks like
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Velma when she lost her glasses
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Doxxing in 1500 bc: he lives over there 👉
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“What do you wanna be for Halloween?” I wanna be okay??????