Somehow, we're already halfway through May! Even though we have a couple of weeks until the end of the month, there have already been some hilarious gems on Twitter. Here are some of the best tweets from this month:
And follow the accounts that made you laugh so your Twitter timeline will be even better!
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this the WORST typo ive ever fucking seen on this app
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Bae r u ok? you’ve barely touched my coochie
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“can you explain this gap in your employment history?” oh sure that’s the only time i’ve been happy in my entire life
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He dumped me so I’m dating his landlord. We increasing the rent tomorrow.
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“GOOD “gm MORNINGGG” bestie”
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My five year plan: 1. ?? 2. ?? 3. ?? 4. ?? 5. And then they'll all be sorry
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contestant on family feud: “penis” steve harvey:
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taking a bathroom break mid movie like https://t.co/cCItNe9F5w
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5 years ago, I quit my job at Applebee's to do comedy. Today, I just started working at that same exact Applebee's. Shit didn't really work out for me
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cdc couldn’t have give us a countdown? I look like shit
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one time i went on a date with someone i follow on here and a few days later she tweeted “have you ever met someone who’s funny but not fun?”
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Facebook 💀😂😂😂
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Nobody: Your father telling you , you don’t need a sharpener, he’s got it covered
15.
I got 444 tatted on my neck and so I’m at work and this girl seen it and was like “ oo girl u making me wanna go to Wendy’s” lmfaoo bitch I’m done🥲🙄
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I came up with my passwords when I was nine and never looked back
17.
me finally replying to all the messages I’ve left on unread:
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hxjsjdjsksndnssjk
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Bein vegan is so funny men be flirting like 'i tried oat milk recently and actually really liked it 😩'
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Bitch I - 😂😂😂
21.
when u ask a man in brooklyn what he likes to do
22.
“are “bestie” and “oomf” in the room with us right now?”
23.
I’m over here lifting my lil 15lb weights in peace and here this buff ass man come “don’t worry young man you’ll get there eventually” BITCH🤣🤣🤣
24.
me with a 14 hour screen time average
25.
this was the most insane stage of the pandemic
26.
I wanna be mysterious so bad but I just cannot shut the fuck up
27.
so I come out to my ex girlfriend and she goes, “I can’t believe the only guy to make me cum is gay” and I so badly wanted to say baby girl that should’ve been your first clue :/
28.
i b at work recommending other stores to customers
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Wore a romper to get my vaccine and had to get fully naked 🤦♂️