This June has felt like an especially long month, but it's finally come to an end! Before we start July, enjoy some of the best and funniest tweets from this month:
And follow the accounts that made you laugh so your Twitter timeline will be even better!
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Coworker: “I found you on Twitter! You’re so funny!!”
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i- ???
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If I get pregnant now is still teenage pregnancy to me
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gaslighting anyone that thinks they recognize me from school
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he gave me $50 for a plan b and I bought crablegs instead😍
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the way that vinyl and record players work just seems really fake and made up. sorry I just don't believe that a little needle can sing
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as long as Twitter doesn’t show when we’re online, I’ll be okay.
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You come to me..On the day of my daughter’s BBL..
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Chipotle worker to the cashier: “he got double meat”. Me:
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😭😭😭
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When I call people back and they don’t answer
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“ur so quiet” fuck u want me to do freestyle?
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Everyone saying it’s a bad time to buy a used car because they’re so expensive but my neighbor Chris just sold me his 2018 BMW for $500 and all I had to do was sign some forms saying I was with him all day on May 31st.
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I am officially off the market. i’m not in a relationship. i’m just tired of y’all🥴
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😭😭😭😭😭
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me: “don’t overthink it. it’s not even a big deal” also me:
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Me and my friends when the Target employees say they can’t find the red concrete balls
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5 year old nephew: "Uncle Mike why you don't gotta wife?" Me: "I'm gay." Nephew: "What that mean?" Me: "It means like like men not women." *silence* Nephew: "So why don't you have a husband?" Me:
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self undiagnosing. I’m fine
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hate restaurants that make u say shit like yeah can i have the big wet daddy burger please thanks
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these two 🌚🌝 are disgusting. what are they smiling about? misogyny?
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the worst thing on Wattpad was finding a good story that the author was writing as they went along. they'd post an update like "sorry for the delay guys. finals have been crazy 😥😥" you think I care about your GPA? Where is my chapter????
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“are you ok?” no i got my sleeve wet washing the dishes
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Since she say I never post her 🙄
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Vegan shrimp 😍
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Minimalism has gone TOO FAR
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I hate when guys ask “ who’s pussy is this” bcs it’s clearly mine I got it for my birthday like wtf 😭😭
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I told a gay man I was a lesbian and he was like no way I just thought you were laid back
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the 'your cat will eat you if you die' argument is so weird like okay?? bon appetit girl
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PTO stands for Prepare The Others cause I won’t be there.