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    35 Hilarious Jokes From Twitter That Got Me Through This Long, Long Month

    "Gaslighting anyone who thinks they recognize me from high school."

    This June has felt like an especially long month, but it's finally come to an end! Before we start July, enjoy some of the best and funniest tweets from this month:

    And follow the accounts that made you laugh so your Twitter timeline will be even better!

    1.

    Coworker: “I found you on Twitter! You’re so funny!!”

    Twitter: @nikki_rene__

    2.

    Twitter: @knoxdotmp3

    3.

    If I get pregnant now is still teenage pregnancy to me

    Twitter: @trisnoya

    4.

    gaslighting anyone that thinks they recognize me from school

    Twitter: @mi11enna

    5.

    he gave me $50 for a plan b and I bought crablegs instead😍

    Twitter: @notpassy

    6.

    Twitter: @kn1f3prtyy

    7.

    the way that vinyl and record players work just seems really fake and made up. sorry I just don't believe that a little needle can sing

    Twitter: @sadsexygemini

    8.

    as long as Twitter doesn’t show when we’re online, I’ll be okay.

    Twitter: @Chrstn_dlcrzz

    9.

    You come to me..On the day of my daughter’s BBL..

    Twitter: @as_a_vegetarian

    10.

    Chipotle worker to the cashier: “he got double meat”. Me:

    Twitter: @frdrck___

    11.

    Twitter: @ycgrom

    12.

    When I call people back and they don’t answer

    Twitter: @V_nASSty

    13.

    “ur so quiet” fuck u want me to do freestyle?

    Twitter: @lilthirtyclip

    14.

    Everyone saying it’s a bad time to buy a used car because they’re so expensive but my neighbor Chris just sold me his 2018 BMW for $500 and all I had to do was sign some forms saying I was with him all day on May 31st.

    Twitter: @atdanwhite

    15.

    I am officially off the market. i’m not in a relationship. i’m just tired of y’all🥴

    Twitter: @layuplayaa

    16.

    Twitter: @bintahamet

    17.

    Twitter: @Kaptain_Kisuke

    18.

    me: “don’t overthink it. it’s not even a big deal” also me:

    Twitter: @cIutchs

    19.

    Me and my friends when the Target employees say they can’t find the red concrete balls

    Twitter: @bacarolaa

    20.

    5 year old nephew: "Uncle Mike why you don't gotta wife?" Me: "I'm gay." Nephew: "What that mean?" Me: "It means like like men not women." *silence* Nephew: "So why don't you have a husband?" Me:

    Twitter: @LikeMike_911

    21.

    Twitter: @leanwdafanta

    22.

    Twitter: @vodkaoatmilk

    23.

    hate restaurants that make u say shit like yeah can i have the big wet daddy burger please thanks

    Twitter: @milkandmorphine

    24.

    these two 🌚🌝 are disgusting. what are they smiling about? misogyny?

    Twitter: @ameliaelizalde

    25.

    the worst thing on Wattpad was finding a good story that the author was writing as they went along. they'd post an update like "sorry for the delay guys. finals have been crazy 😥😥" you think I care about your GPA? Where is my chapter????

    Twitter: @keonthelow

    26.

    “are you ok?” no i got my sleeve wet washing the dishes

    Twitter: @kieransofar

    27.

    Since she say I never post her 🙄

    Twitter: @702nik

    28.

    Twitter: @childofuranus

    29.

    Twitter: @RUNYOMONEY

    30.

    Twitter: @DemarcoBroadus

    31.

    Twitter: @internetkendra

    32.

    I hate when guys ask “ who’s pussy is this” bcs it’s clearly mine I got it for my birthday like wtf 😭😭

    Twitter: @offbrandversa

    33.

    I told a gay man I was a lesbian and he was like no way I just thought you were laid back

    Twitter: @allisonoconor

    34.

    the 'your cat will eat you if you die' argument is so weird like okay?? bon appetit girl

    Twitter: @childofuranus

    35.

    PTO stands for Prepare The Others cause I won’t be there.

    Twitter: @SirKedzSSJ