The shortest month of the year still managed to feel quite long, but thank god for Twitter, which gave us something to laugh about! Here are some of the funniest tweets from the month that you just need to see for yourself:
And follow the accounts that made you laugh so that your Twitter feed is that much better!
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WHERE IS YOUR BROTHER😤
2.
me yelling “REPRESENTATIVE!!” to the automated customer service line
3.
High school be like, “get a bachelors, so many doors will open up”. Jobs be like
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Y'all out here ordering well done steaks shaking the whole table trying to cut it
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toxic masculinity implies the existence of ooops i did it again masculinity and hit me baby one more time masculinity
6.
Late night talks hit different on these
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“Your mom so nice” My mom after they leave:
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proposing infront of a public crowd is like a hostage situation
9.
“are u ok?” no my parents never forced me to become an actor when i was a child
10.
They was really all living in an attic
11.
HOW MANY HISTORICAL EVENTS DO WE HAVE LEFT???
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i don’t even know who to call...
13.
Humans: "Covid better be over by summer" Covid: "or what?"
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yes id like the landlord special please
15.
Be kind. You never know who’s in their flop era
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me in a meeting: “this could’ve been an email” me receiving an email: “i’m going to hurl myself into the sun”
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😭😭
18.
when u need to turn into a store but cars keep passing and the cars behind you start honking
19.
I hate needles, wish I could get the vaccine nutted in me instead.
20.
fuck a breakup have y’all ever had to chase your dog down the street.
21.
If I was Sam and Carly suggested we name our joint web series “iCarly” I’d body slam her into another dimension
22.
i ain't victim-blaming, but why tf was an egg sitting on a wall
23.
When I was five, I found out my grandpa had a twin, when I saw him after my grandpa's funeral. A fucking heads up would have been nice.
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therapist: a lot of my clients are feeling that way right now me: ok rank us
25.
Netflix be like “we know exactly what movie you talkin bout but we ain’t got it lol”
26.
Life is just choosing your subway sandwich when you're 9 and ordering the same one until you die