We're only halfway through October, but there have already been a ton of hilarious, top-tier jokes from Twitter this month! There's no way you'll read all of these without cracking up, so enjoy!
And follow the accounts that made you laugh so your Twitter timeline will be even better!
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imagine opening ur mouth for the dentist and he spits in it
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LMFAOOOOOO
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https://t.co/xCA8oXyrVp
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When I’m at the family function
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Jus in case he wanna hit it one last time bury me like this
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When I tell y’all I’m losing it
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I’m not ugly but if you see me on my moms fb then idk what to tell you 😭😭😭
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it’s our turn ladies
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Every morning when i look in my fridge and see ingredients instead of meals
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fairly odd parents writers really called this mf mark chang
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Birthday card from my three year old
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When i open the zoom vs. when i turn my camera off
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"Your bill is now ready to view" me viewing the bill:
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Y’all, please watch this. I’m hollering omg 😂😂😂😂😂😂
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ion study for tests i jus b believing in myself
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Whenever a customer asks how I can survive wearing a mask for hours at a time
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the fly entering the debate hall
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psychologists in the 70s
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This is when you start praying like “Hey God it’s me again, make me feel better and I won’t ever drink again”
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if you need me I’ll be in the kfc sephora
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I'm shy at first, then BOOM, most annoying person you've ever met
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how it started how it’s going
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Just received this rollercoaster of an email from one of my professors
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My boss’s new chair... 🧐
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my red blood cells watching me pick open a scab that they spent hours making
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actually tho
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I got a tattoo of every funny scene in friends
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On October 3rd, he asked me what day it was.
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damn we got tomorrow tomorrow