This month really flew by, and I can't believe summer is already coming to an end! But before we head into the fall, take a look at some of the funniest tweets from this August:
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if I can survive this, I can survive anything
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“plz no kink shaming” and it be necrophilia
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???
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cannot take “runner’s high” people seriously. have u ever actually been high? what the fuck are u talking about
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my dream? to stand on the street and say the words "yeah, i'm gonna have to call you back..." while watching some sort of monstrosity overtake manhattan
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did it hurt? when u went to nyu
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i always wonder when everybody became so well-versed in astrology without me. I feel like I missed the bus or sumn. I be seeing people on my tl like “the only thing worse than a Pisces fire fighter is a Capricorn police officer” omg what do that mean ???
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Me sacrificing my entire career for 8 extra minutes of sleep
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Chickfila is probabIy working on a DaBaby meal as we speak
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the vagina is the original 3D printer
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mfs was havіng sex at 13 while i was tryna figure out what 8/7 Central meant on Disney Channel
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i’ll never forget how y’all acted when this scene dropped…
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Folks catch Covid and be like “y’all, Covid is real”
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Whooooooo did this? 😂
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A juul is just an adult binky.
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????? Girl WE’RE the cast this season https://t.co/lZKSl7aVNt
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love when the washing machine gets to the angry part. let it out girl
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Heyyyyy sorry i acted weird. I’ll probably do it again :/
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what would your guys height be if it was reversed😭😭😭 id be 3'6😭😭 DID ANYONE HEAR THAT???? IF MY HEIGHT WAS REVERSED I'D BE 3'6😭😭😭 CRAZY RIGHT???
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think the rat got her
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Looking cute in the passenger seat while giving wrong directions >>>
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that victorious episode where they got stuck in the hot rv shouldve won an oscar
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why is silence considered awkward, i like to shut the fuck up sometimes
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My friend works for Big Pharma (i knowwww) & he says they are trying to make it even bigger… :/
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hugging tall ppl is so weird now my head on your chest Got me asking what we r n shit
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every movie is too quiet AND too loud, why are they doing this
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my bf out hunting and gathering (grocery shopping) while i hold down and protect the fort (smoke weed)
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“obsessed with these vibes” i say entering a situation so wretched and foul
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two teen girls asked me to take a pic of them & i said sure. then they handed me a disposable camera & then tried to show me how to use it. do not cite the deep magic to me witch. i was there when it was written
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hot funny incredible woman seeking Some Guy
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i was a vaccine checker tonight at my venue and i swear to god i’m not fucking with you, one couple came up to me and asked “vaccine for what”…… WHAT DO YOU MEAN VACCINE FOR WHAT
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this pandemic has been really hard on those of us who are hotter in person