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    39 Jokes From Twitter This Month That Almost Made Me Burst Out Into Tears

    "A juul is just an adult binky."

    This month really flew by, and I can't believe summer is already coming to an end! But before we head into the fall, take a look at some of the funniest tweets from this August:

    1.

    if I can survive this, I can survive anything

    Twitter: @googleymoogley

    2.

    Twitter: @czechwun

    3.

    “plz no kink shaming” and it be necrophilia

    Twitter: @RUNYOMONEY

    4.

    Twitter: @rismanagement

    5.

    cannot take “runner’s high” people seriously. have u ever actually been high? what the fuck are u talking about

    Twitter: @bocxtop

    6.

    my dream? to stand on the street and say the words "yeah, i'm gonna have to call you back..." while watching some sort of monstrosity overtake manhattan

    Twitter: @bbybeanburrito

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    Twitter: @alexsongxia

    8.

    Twitter: @PHIVEXSTAR

    9.

    i always wonder when everybody became so well-versed in astrology without me. I feel like I missed the bus or sumn. I be seeing people on my tl like “the only thing worse than a Pisces fire fighter is a Capricorn police officer” omg what do that mean ???

    Twitter: @earringdealer1

    10.

    Twitter: @ashakiiii

    11.

    Chickfila is probabIy working on a DaBaby meal as we speak

    Twitter: @javrawr

    12.

    the vagina is the original 3D printer

    Twitter: @olivemcgowen

    13.

    mfs was havіng sex at 13 while i was tryna figure out what 8/7 Central meant on Disney Channel

    Twitter: @Sadcrib

    14.

    Twitter: @lovekillallevil

    15.

    Twitter: @corietjohnson

    16.

    Twitter: @musicstruggles1

    17.

    i’ll never forget how y’all acted when this scene dropped…

    Twitter: @titcns

    18.

    Folks catch Covid and be like “y’all, Covid is real”

    Twitter: @solodeauxleaux

    19.

    Twitter: @caturamon

    20.

    Twitter: @jenniesweetcush

    21.

    Twitter: @sophiawpelton

    22.

    ????? Girl WE’RE the cast this season https://t.co/lZKSl7aVNt

    Twitter: @PipaJoy

    23.

    Twitter: @420insidejob

    24.

    love when the washing machine gets to the angry part. let it out girl

    Twitter: @internetanja

    25.

    Heyyyyy sorry i acted weird. I’ll probably do it again :/

    Twitter: @eggshellfriend

    26.

    what would your guys height be if it was reversed😭😭😭 id be 3'6😭😭 DID ANYONE HEAR THAT???? IF MY HEIGHT WAS REVERSED I'D BE 3'6😭😭😭 CRAZY RIGHT???

    Twitter: @antihemi

    27.

    Twitter: @qthacancer

    28.

    Looking cute in the passenger seat while giving wrong directions >>>

    Twitter: @Muhasaaa

    29.

    that victorious episode where they got stuck in the hot rv shouldve won an oscar

    Twitter: @bratzdreamhouze

    30.

    why is silence considered awkward, i like to shut the fuck up sometimes

    Twitter: @sabrinainnabi

    31.

    My friend works for Big Pharma (i knowwww) & he says they are trying to make it even bigger… :/

    Twitter: @nicknemeroff

    32.

    hugging tall ppl is so weird now my head on your chest Got me asking what we r n shit

    Twitter: @QuezRene

    33.

    every movie is too quiet AND too loud, why are they doing this

    Twitter: @lolennui

    34.

    my bf out hunting and gathering (grocery shopping) while i hold down and protect the fort (smoke weed)

    Twitter: @soulischeap666

    35.

    “obsessed with these vibes” i say entering a situation so wretched and foul

    Twitter: @emonormie

    36.

    two teen girls asked me to take a pic of them & i said sure. then they handed me a disposable camera & then tried to show me how to use it. do not cite the deep magic to me witch. i was there when it was written

    Twitter: @sarahndipity18

    37.

    hot funny incredible woman seeking Some Guy

    Twitter: @itsmegangraves

    38.

    i was a vaccine checker tonight at my venue and i swear to god i’m not fucking with you, one couple came up to me and asked “vaccine for what”…… WHAT DO YOU MEAN VACCINE FOR WHAT

    Twitter: @sarahrxdriguez

    39.

    this pandemic has been really hard on those of us who are hotter in person

    Twitter: @meesterleesir

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